r0ck   Pompton Lakes, New Jersey, United States
Please don't ask to trade with me, I probably won't be interested. I usually have all chats disabled in TF2, so don't be offended if I don't know you're trying to get my attention. Below is what I do in my most played games:

Team Fortress 2: Spy/Soldier main, decent at all classes bar Sniper and Scout, I spend a lot of my time on offline rocket jump maps, or doing MvM Wave 666.
Borderlands 2: Siren main, I have all the DLCs and Headhunter Packs, currently my only OP8 files are a downloaded rocket jumping Gunzerker file and my own Siren, I have the most recent community patch.
Subnautica: Been keeping up with the game for a long time, so glad it's in full release. Taking my time through the game now but know the full ending and everything.
Slime Rancher: Gotten to all areas and will be working on all achievements slowly over time, not very knowledgeable with slime science though.
Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist: Finished all the campaigns, still need to collect cards. Most of my decent decks use banned cards right now until I have more at my disposal.
Freedom Planet: I can get through the game decently well, working on all achievements.
Sonic Generations: Beat the game, will be working on all collectibles and probably all achievements.
LIMBO and INSIDE: Finished both, got all achievements in INSIDE, will soon work on all achievements in LIMBO.
Clustertruck: Beaten every level except final boss.
Sonic Adventure 2: I'm not very good, stuck near end of Hero Story, haven't tried Dark Story yet.
West of Loathing: Beaten the story as Cow Puncher on hard and Beanslinger on normal, will work on all achievements. The answer to every difficult fight is dynamite.

Non-Steam: I occasionally play Minecraft on my own or in a server with a few friends. I play Yugioh Duel Links on mobile, usually only against AI, I hover around Silver/Gold in PvP. I'm a semi-competitive Pokemon player, I play all smogon tiers but I prefer lower tiers. I also breed competitive-ready Pokemon ingame in Sun and Moon, for both higher and lower tiers.

Favorite JonTron moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHFhGEc7-HU
When I take a casual stroll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIJCqSQ_j4Y
Count Dimmadooku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac3K2FRmd0U
What I listen to while jumping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ZNeYe7q-w
How dare you lose a childrens' card game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvLkc4ff6E
Monsta Cardo but Abridged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc-4zcyW7ps
Natureball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HthQkLtpwA

I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass.

*Pretty much always looking for Name Tags, Description Tags, and Distinctive Lack of Hue Paint*

~~Wanted for Grand Theft Paint and Tasteless Hat Vandalism~~
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hot stuff Jan 14 @ 9:28pm 
I'm the guy who's the full time video game player. I'm the guy with the community of people watching him. I'm the guy with a beautiful fucking girlfriend. That's going somewhere in life. That might just continue to remind you, just how much it sucks to be you. So, you can keep fuckin' with me, and keep gettin' your "kicks" out of it. Do your damn thing, but it's really not going to matter to me in the grand scheme. You're disgusting, you're fuckin' disrespectful, you're immature, you're a child in a man's body. Every single one of you guys. Every single one of you.
meh Jan 14 @ 9:25pm 
hey can you spot me twenty dollars?
meh May 5, 2017 @ 2:45pm 
Look, dude, you need to return my l0st toaster.
jam Aug 17, 2016 @ 1:08pm 
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
hot stuff Jul 7, 2016 @ 1:23pm 
Imagine Pixar suddenly decided to abandon film-making and you’ve got the gist of Overwatch. Countless hours of my life have been hoovered up by its closed beta, and the full release is undoubtedly about to do the same. This is the most joyful shooter I’ve played in a long time, blending old and new mechanics to make a mechanically complex experience that’s easy to enjoy.
krooble Jun 5, 2016 @ 5:53pm