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Michael   Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa
what's up, I've been playing tf2 for around 3 years (jinne), but nowadays it's mostly throwing in csgo with the rare occasion of feeding in dota. 6v6 tf2 is where it's at yo fam.

Previous old name: [gMz] Dr. MichaelSyndicate_

You were banned for 7 seconds from the server by "[Derado] Derado" (koppel)

RØYAL : Its nubs joining mixes :/
RØYAL : Dude a med can get more kills then me
Salt Cult | RØYAL : Obliv are you the guy that used to be on surf with me and wanderer?
RØYAL : Snky Wtf is wrong with traders, like you make so much fun of them but I don't rlly see why
Obliv : forget TED talks, Cage talks are the new thing
*DEAD* Royal : Okay, you can't kill me with skill so you go cancer and kill me NOICE
Chrome : butimonly12 has like a seperate keyboard for binds

sluiper : like there's not enough crap on youtube already

[SM] ADMIN: Kicked jair_alej22
jair_alej22 left the game (Expulsado por administrador)
(Justin is admin)

Rōyal : Snky you just like wanderer
ʂƙყҽ : He has hacks, but he doesn't always use them so it's fine.

Foosh lag(ts is cancer) : cage has more hrs than b4nny

*DEAD* Mr.Wiggles : was friendly
Currently Online
Artwork Showcase
♞ Mystery?: You need better binds.
Foxy the two tailed fox : i blame you for the ping on the surf server

benslug™ : ...i swear im constantly checking my window for u

Foxy the pirate fox : rename me then i call admin aboose

Dr. Squid DavidSyndicate_™ : Wuvs yew!


?UNKNOWN SURG3ON? : not now, not in front of the others

Foxy the two tailed fox : i dont want to be your personal cleaner syndicate...

Dynamatics! : you feel kwaai?

Obliv : while (Joe.IsAlive() == True) {Blu.IsDead = True}

Obliv : jump_granary

Obliv : They gave me free dick pics

Obliv : Nima, I'll bury my dick so deep in you that the first person to pull it out would be crowned the next king of England


Roadblockk : pick tevo, he is Verimark tested.

☚AnonymouX_001☛ : myst then u pick dark then i pick fluff, obliv was a typo.

GrimAndy : that derado dude is so bad
♞ Derado changed name to ♞ Not Derado


SupaNovA : i pick the air

gX-Karma- : a dolphin fish is a derado

Joe : Best scout ZA: Syndicate

syndicunt : you a squirter?
gMzsyndkt. rip cs : yes
Syndiclit : yes
syndicunt : mmm
syndikak : ye
Syndeshit : yes
gMzsyndkt. rip cs : pls
SyndiCrap : NO
syndicunt : momma likes

Wally : so there we were, being called cunts by skillbill, we'd just lost our medic to DC

LaggyMiclessCod : What is pineapple spec and what does it taste like?

LaggyMiclessCooooood : ALARM panicBasket

Mr.Sir : he mub

*SPEC* Joe_^ : rip tevo + gimlief
*DEAD* alien : rip
*DEAD* tevo #send me frag demos : :/
*SPEC* Joe_^ : rip everyone
Potato Christmas : a story of fire and ice

Peter Parkour : inb4 alien airshots me and pops a 'sup.'

* Merry Christmas :) x changed name to [gMz] syndkt剣アート #newg
Caber of Catarina : g? girlfriend?
* [gMz] syndkt剣アート #newg changed name to [gMz] syndkt new guitar
Caber of Catarina : oh
Caber of Catarina : same thing

Joe^_ : infamous > obliv

flow <8frag> : wallhacks.exe fluff

*censored* : I just smelled something familiar and it made me horny
ovet : ok
*censored* : reminded me of a dream
Player Obliv has joined the game
*censored* : I have to locate the source of the smell!
*censored* : I'll smell it while I masturbate
Obliv : WTF did i just join

TwinArmageddon : emerguyrd its a wild syndikt

edings : i have faith in u bae
edings : nuuu bae
edings : im sowwwi

Obliv : gets awesome pc, plays teeworlds :> scumbag Chase

Obliv : dick pic plz

sneaky// : syndct the hewo

sneaky// : dildos on fire

Tevo : Choo is an asian.

Forsaken : #Bumchumsgonnachumbums

4mation4ever : How to Hold W: feat. Slick
Macerator : How to get rekt by W ft. 4mat

Uglzpeep : dark and Saken you're gonna demo

*DEAD*(TEAM) Choo : nooo you failed me y you no heal
*DEAD*(TEAM) [African] Suicidal Fluff_ZA : U FAILED THIS FASTLANE!

Saken : I'll send you nudes

Tevo : My dick has ears.

Obliv : 'build an engineer' - tevo 2016

-♥-Cheesedᵗᵗ : ill go on top

Hyperthreaded overclocked spoon : #justtf2sathings

i have a huge lack of skill : my sniper cosplays derados sniper

˻˹Vujoo˺˼ : if u get syndkt angry u will learn quick to stay in spawn

Dman : Syndicate is the scariest scout ive ever seen

stixz : that played out way cooler in my head

-♥-nickels : 'team' fortress

Osiris : this is so much better than that silly shiny overwatch thing


Saken : more like michael syndif*cked

Age on clock, 2 young for cock : noosting lul

Dman : Syndct hacks are better than mine tho

Lady Alison : hold on to your dick its gonna be flying off after im done

Lady Alison : can i get raped?

Lady Alison : Dman get raped so i can watch - im gonna watch like i watch porn

(All) Muntu Shabalala : Dota Match Making clan? Do you guys have space for me to join?
(All) [NcG]sabaku no Gaara : depends how badly you wreck us
(All) Muntu Shabalala : Okay sick, I'll get the Vaseline <3

Foxy the two tailed : you have an all purpose hud den, like a pocket knife. can that hud cook breakfast too?
[gMz] drsyndct nosound : mhm
Foxy the two tailed : make me flapjacks then
[gMz] drsyndct nosound : kk, toppings?
Foxy the two tailed : syrup

Mehlin Squares : You overclocked your spoon? Damn
[notgMz] Foxy the two tailed : +3 breakfast speed

snky : Jono please do more damage

Crispy 'nl : sitpoes

Crispy 'nl : Tevo with the pipes of Jesus

Obliv - Can't access main : jkukes

Obliv : WTB Friends, 1 scrap/month

@LAN.SupaNovA : you know the other team is bad when chase is top scoring

Sevin : hitreg is a myth

Foxy the two tailed : GOD DAMNIT MICHAEL

tevo : trylard

Obliv : I will cut you

iren mon : Is the neighbourhood okay now, Cage?

snky : my 5 i5nt working wtf[[/i]
snky : fuck you yndct
snky : thi i retarded what i thi

Alphabet : Dorado2shit

69 (No Sound) : and my penis too big

edings : whoop whoop new gen nubs

CoZZa : the STD comes next right?

crispy nl' : you are such a poes

Send Nudes : <----

Obliv : brb, going to go harvest my crops I planted when we started the mix

♥Purple NoiZe : *kinkshames syndct*

not (name here) : syndicunt :V

Synth : i will rape them with words

snkyy : fuck this map i want process, thats all i ever want to play

Fishoutawater : royal u kak gay

void. : 2 min noodles is a phase of life : Aspergers, Autism and ADHD are my triple A's in life

*DEAD* The Carcinogen [L2M] : Hold my beer while I go full retard.

Sentry : Fuckin this shit im Fucking out pess out

orbac ding dang gugga: I really dont want to get farmed by the washed up black man

chrome: id rather take syndct out on a date than play that map

Obliv: Theres one scout in particular I wanna fuck :>

BNOTSA 2`11SAD: if i wasnt druk :<

Carrion: are you people disabled? why cant you spec yourself

Obliv: Michael is my cum guzzling nig nog


My Life Is A Joke : fluff ur lucky i was spiking
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{CD}♠Soloshot♠ Feb 28 @ 5:35am 
Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! 4 Cases = 1 Key! {LINK REMOVED}
3.g krome Feb 8 @ 8:31pm 
bu dum tss
cool kid ASCII abuser Feb 8 @ 1:23pm 
I hit him 40, he's on ADHD in water
fite me irl Jan 16 @ 10:16am 
He'll rape you @Zoee
After a good game of CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a arma lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard cock push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
3.g krome Dec 31, 2017 @ 2:36pm 
hepi new yeer maikil