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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,084.6 hrs on record (1,059.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: Apr 20, 2016 @ 5:22pm
Updated: Jul 1, 2017 @ 7:42pm

Early Access Review
Note: At least 1000 of my hours were spent on Official Servers. Thus my review will pertain to Official Servers.

Ark Survival Evolved is a game that will make you feel many things. Initially you will feel frustration at your helplessness as you spawn nude on a beach at level one and can barely fend off the smallest of dinosaurs. Then you will meet people, these people will either be total jerks and just kill you over and over, or they will be really chill, and you'll form a tribe with them. You will spend countless hours with these people: farming materials, taming dinosaurs, and build bases. You will grow more and more in power. You will be meeting other players either passing through the server or settling down. You will know all the other tribes on the server that are worth knowing (i.e. the big tribes or friendly tribes). You will come across numerous other cultures as you find Chinese tribes and Spanish tribes, French and German, all while growing more and more powerful. You will on occassion have a set back, but at this point you're on a roll and now the games mechanics, have a good group of friends, and objectives that you have given yourself. You will feel happy with what you have accomplished.

But there is a downside. There must always be conflict, while it can be delayed for long periods of time, it will eventually come. And so another tribe will pick a fight with you. Your tribe will fight their tribe, and you may lose or you may win. Either way you've invested a lot into this server and these friends, so you'll never give up. Some other tribes will jointhe fight, picking sides. The winning side will probably kill all the dinos, take all the mats, and kill everyone on the losing side. Thus you have won your first war. You are now a power on the server worth being reckoned with. Soon enough, you'll get in an even bigger war as the losing side draws more and more people to aide them and you respond by getting more as well. Now the entire server is split 50-50, and a great war mars the server for days as both sides are constantly wiping one anothers bases. Eventually you'll win though, and the other side will leave the server. They'll be fed up. As the enemies are now gone, you are happy once more. You hated them just as they hated you.

Now a long period of peace has passed, a couple weeks. There is trouble brewing as a few of your allies are begin to grow wrestless and have infighting. Peace will try to be maintained through talks. But it will fail in the end, and more war will arise. This cycle will continue until only 2 tribes remain. These two tribes will be dominant in every regard: leadership, tactics, dinosaurs, and materials. Pitted against one another to see who will rule the server. You will fight your heart out against your former allies. You will destroy bases you'd once entered as a friend, now as an enemy. You will kill dinos whose names you helped come up with. You and your tribemates will be cycling out who gets to sleep because the battle will last over 24 hours. The fight will go on and on and on and on with no end. It will be exhilerating.

Then you win. Then you are the supreme ruler of the server. You are standing over the ruins of your former allies as you have proved yourself to be the mightiest. But then it will hit you. The sadness. As now all the people you had once known, months ago when you were just a little tribe starting out, will all be gone. Everyone you'd ever fought with and fought against are gone. While there is some joy in victory, it is very bitter as there is no one left to share it with. Your tribemates will still play, but it's not the same. Even if not in your tribe, you had a community. Friends. Foes. Maybe even lovers. Now all that is gone. You will pass the ruins of these once great tribes and feel a hole in your heart. New people will always arrive to challenge you, but you'll always beat them down. Destroying any hope they had. You'll build fortresses that'll reach the Heavens and have so many dinos it'll cause server lag. You'll build Great Walls across vast territories in order to denote your power. Finally, you'll get bored and leave.

Months will pass, and one day you'll see Ark still in your library and hop back on. You'll log back into your old server. Everything is different. New names, faces, bases, everything. Not a single structure you had built is left standing, not a single ruin. All of it is gone. The people on this server see you log in and ask if you want to join their tribe saying that 'Ark can be harsh for noobs', but you could never tell them. You could never tell them an entire servers history. The hundreds of thousands of hours of work you'd seen put in by that ancient world. The structures they couldn't ever even imagine. The wars you'd fought and people you'd met. You could never explain to them what it all had meant to you, for it is all now gone. In it's place is a new world, completely distinct from the original while maintaining a strong similarity. You will be both extremely happy at this new world, and profoundly sad about the world that was lost.

Ark Survival Evolved will demand dozens of hours to just get the basics down and get priorities straight. To become a power on a server will take about a hundred hours. To conquer a server will take a couple hundred hours. To realize everything you lost and destroyed that you once held dear will take thousands of hours. To atone for everything you'd done to those you once called friends will take an eternity.

If you'll pour time and effort, no game will ever make you feel as strongly about the decisions you've made than Ark: Survival Evolved. Beware that you may get addicted and lose your real social life and ambitions in exchange for this game. But you'll meet people you'd never have met otherwise, see things you never thought possible, commit acts that would make tyrants think you're true evil or saints believe you are the second coming of Jesus Christ. In the end, you'll feel stronger emotions then any you've ever felt from playing a game.

10/10 Masterpiece.
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The Ungulate Aug 3, 2022 @ 5:52pm 
First steam review to give me chills. "You could never tell them an entire servers history. The hundreds of thousands of hours of work you'd seen put in by that ancient world. The structures they couldn't ever even imagine. The wars you'd fought and people you'd met. You could never explain to them what it all had meant to you, for it is all now gone. In it's place is a new world, completely distinct from the original while maintaining a strong similarity. You will be both extremely happy at this new world, and profoundly sad about the world that was lost." This reads like good dystopian fiction.
Hobo Jan 11, 2022 @ 9:12pm 
Holy Fuck! I played Ark when it first came out and you literally just summed up my whole experience with the game. Started small, Fought neighbors, defended agaisnt the alpha, fought against the new alphas who killed the old alhpas and wiped most of the server, then became the alphas ourselves of an empty server. Friends in the clan started breaking up an a coo was about to happen in the clan. I left the clan as we were alone on the server.

Came back months later to the game on the same server and ran into an old player who started right after my old clan was disappearing form the server and told me the whole story of the server since I last played. My clan's time in power was but a blip on the history of the server. I felt like i was in a completely different world than the one i left. Amazing game.
RatherHorrifying Aug 4, 2019 @ 8:32pm 
"Note: At least 1000 of my hours were spent on Official Servers. Thus my review will pertain to Official Servers."

"Thus you have won your first war. You are now a power on the server worth being reckoned with. Soon enough, you'll get in an even bigger war as the losing side draws more and more people to aide them and you respond by getting more as well. Now the entire server is split 50-50, and a great war mars the server for days as both sides are constantly wiping one anothers bases. Eventually you'll win though, and the other side will leave the server. They'll be fed up. As the enemies are now gone, you are happy once more. You hated them just as they hated you."

Was official PvP ever really like this? I'd always thought it was forever dominated by megatribes snuffing out new tribes before they got to this point lol
~D~ Nov 6, 2018 @ 7:47pm 
I need to add that I bought ARK on sale, & going to buy the season pass on sale. Because of my budget I won't allow myself the ludjury of paying full price for a game. Having said that, ARK Survival Evolved is by far the most cutting edge game. It has the best features because of modding being something that isn't frowned upon. That brings literally and endless array of possibilities. Just now I have Eternal Running with Parados , on other saves I have, Eternal w/equallibrium, and there are more creature mods I have to fully check out before, I will decide, which on wil actually end up on my server. Which will be up when I get done with my extensive mod research. This will be an unofficial server, of course.
~D~ Nov 6, 2018 @ 6:43pm 
This is one of the best "Written Review" and exacting, not considering gammer, error, I have ever read. It has made me want to, revisit my review and add content as I have also ridden the emotional roller coaster than is ARK. I have 3k+ hrs logged in game, this is the coolest survival game ever made in my opinion. I will add more about my favorite game at the present on my review. Oh and it made me realize that hard core gaming, is like taking a vacation from living your life. So it can be useful at times of stress or heartache to get a break from reality, don't take to long a vacation, you may miss someone or something. Thanks for the review bro... :steamhappy:#noregrets
MisterRobot Nov 6, 2018 @ 2:24pm 
Actually, I was in that frame of mind...... Should I re-install Ark? but, I am actually worried that RL just might go down the toilet again. Not many games can achieve this.
MisterRobot Nov 6, 2018 @ 2:20pm 
Great review! Lol,, nailed it..
IxPrumxI Mar 10, 2018 @ 8:40pm 
you better come back and try get tek.
always for God- ghost Nov 26, 2017 @ 11:34am 
recommended so that people can endure grief and pay too much money for a broken game orrr, review that needs revising?
PurpleNoxx Sep 17, 2017 @ 1:30pm 
good review and a great reason not to purchase an overpriced game