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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.3 hrs on record
Posted: Nov 22, 2014 @ 8:10pm
Updated: Nov 22, 2014 @ 8:17pm
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Sixteen minutes. Sixteen god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forsaken minutes. In that short span of time my life spiraled out of contol, people I bumped into on the street turned into pixie dust and dissapeared. They screamed. God, help me, I still hear the screams. The plushies in the corner, the codes on their tags, abandoned, their eyes concentrated on the monster before them... me. Furious, unrelenting animals looking at me as if everything is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peachy, but their gazes penetrate my soul as I sit in this empty house, contemplating, waiting. Just. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Waiting.
I feel the cold metallic taste of the barrel in my mouth, and I feel the gazes and I hear the screams and I see them, laughing, taunting as I cry for them, pixie dust rising from mine and their skin.
I pull the trigger. Pitch black. Every memory I ever ad of them is now splattered on this cheap Motel wall.
I'm safe. So finally safe. It's over... thank god, it's over.
But then I hear giggling and the screams, along with the discreet smel of pixie dust.
10 / 10
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