Dildozer
 
 
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro man, and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
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:) Aug 1, 2020 @ 5:17pm 
another cheater
DietColaCan Mar 10, 2019 @ 1:00pm 
bruh momento numero dos
Saltycaptain Feb 12, 2019 @ 5:58pm 
big daddy I need you to smelt your smegma into a cockring, its the only way I can yoink it anymore youve spoiled me UwU ~<3
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Saltycaptain Jan 18, 2018 @ 1:38pm 
ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ♥♥♥♥♥ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ
cold mulligan Jan 8, 2018 @ 11:35pm 
I have always thought this was my super power. I could use it to fake a fart to get someone to leave my personal space or avoid talking to strangers. I generally share my talents with boyfriends at the 6th month mark. Today I learned that I am destined for much greater things.

After a stressful day I decided to take a bath. I don't usually take baths and after a few minutes I remembered why as I once again realized how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring baths are.

So like any good super hero I started to play with my super power. But my period also started today and instead of a jet of water I expelled a dark, inky cloud of uterine lining. Like a disgusting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ octopus. Or sea cucumber. Or other ocean invertebrate that expels its innards to flee attack.