Recent reviews by Patches

Love it. Don't get it, at least not yet. The current state of the game doesn't warrant the price tag, though I would absolutely recommend you buy it on sale if you've got a committed group of friends. However, if you're like me and enjoy a good gameplay loop regardless of content, you could definitely get a great deal of enjoyment just as I have. For now, I'm done with the game. See you all in a year.

Even if they payed you to play, I wouldn't recommend it.

Shocking how a decent animated adaptation can fool so many people into thinking the source material is worth forgiving, let alone awarding it as a "Labor of Love". Really, I fell for it too.

Stop letting companies get away with this, turning around and pulling a "No Man's Sky" should NEVER be acceptable today, CDPR had years to sort this out. Quit allowing garbage launches with the excuse of "It'll be fixed in a few years." You people are why terrible launches are common practice.

I wish I payed attention in trigonometry.

A game where you can name your crew members after your freinds and watch them all die horribly.