Recent reviews by Buck Turgidson

Its fine I guess

This game is all about watching one color get bigger than other colors. The color also a name attached to it, which you can watch get bigger as well. Some colors are stronger, other colors are more financially savvy, and other colors are better at conducting genocide. If this sounds like the sort of thing that sways your cardinal, than get it!

This is the story of a man. A man trapped in a world that he cannot understand. It is allegorical for the world we live in that caters to individualism but not individuals. There are doorways that appear to be built for him, and yet he can never quite fit through them without bumping his head into the frame. This symbolizes the struggle of a modern man striving to fit into the world of business and bureacracy that is so contrary to human nature. Whenever he vaults he cannot stop vaulting until he has finished vaulting. This represents how we move submissively with the ebb and flow of our society, and cannot resist until it is too late. He is bound by the laws of physics and cannot swim through concrete or wood, but the other residents of his world can swim through concrete and wood, and frequently use it to their advantage. An apt analogy for the turmoil of a man trapped within the system looking enviously upon those who have evaded its snares. This man's death is occasionally caused by a marauding zombie or a stray bullet, but most commonly it is causing by lying down in a doorway and watching his legs snap off. We can control that which appears most harmful to us but ultimately we are defeated by that which appears the most innocuous because we cannot control it.

Also, it has tactical bacon