HOW TO GOOD FRICKING TEA:

UTENSILS:
BREWING VESSEL (TEAPOT OR GAIWAN ON FRENCH PRESS)
THERMOMETER
TIMEPIECE

HOW TO FRICKING BREW:
PRE-HEAT YOUR BREWING VESSEL BY SWISHING HOT WATER IN IT
(EMPTY THAT HOT WATER AFTER DINGUS)
ADD YOUR FRICKING TEA(1 TEASPOON PER CUP,PLUS ONE EXTRA FOR THE POT)
ADD YOUR FRICKING HOT WATER

>but what was the thermometer for
GUESS WHAT FRICKNUTS--TEA HATES BOILING WATER, TOO HOT AND
SCORCHES YOUR FRICKING TEA
YOU NEED PROPER WATER TEMPERATURE FOR GIVEN TEA TYPE
GREEN TEA PREFERS ~ 65-75 DEGREES
BLACK TEA PREFERS ~ 70-90 DEGREES
THAT'S FRICKING CELSIUS YOU C/UNT, FRICK IMPERIAL

>alright but the timepiece?
YOU GOTTA FRICKING TIME YOUR BREW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
THIRTY SECONDS TO ONE MINUTES FOR GREEN
TWO TO THREE MINUTES FOR BLACK

>sugar?
NO

>what about herbal
FRICK YOU

>Tatty G: milk?
FRICK OFF BRITISH ASS FRICKER