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37.4 hrs on record (35.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game is so good. I have only one complaint.

Butcher might be the worst goalie fictional or real. Like actually.

He will let in shots everytime from:
-breakaways
-shots from the point
-shots from the blueline

He is weak to:
-Wrist Shots
-Slapshots
-Wraparounds
-Pucks bouncing off boards

Gloveside or Padside, doesn't matter. At this point I can't play anymore since he'll just let in clearing attempts half the time vs the meatballs. It makes me so violently angry I'd play with a worse statistical goalie as long as the name "BUTCHER" wasn't on the jersey. I'd make me feel so much better. ♥♥♥♥ Butcher.

If Butcher is reading this, please pay attention:
The fact that no one told you to stop playing goalie is tragic, please just become a winger for everyone's sake.
Posted March 20.
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84.0 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
The fact that these "people" making the game haven't thought of spawn protection and safe areas in 3 1/2 years is evidence enough that Microsoft is going to kill every good game studio
Posted January 29.
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162.1 hrs on record (154.2 hrs at review time)
I'm gonna be honest. This is probably the most soulless paradox game I've ever played. There is nothing going for it.

Do you like spending 12 hours of your day micromanaging your economy and removing building your dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ capitalists keep making and ruining your worker spread? You'll love this.

Do you like playing minor powers and slamming your head against a wall for 8 hours straight trying to make cool formable or to just expand through war? Up your alley!

They just wanted to make a grand strategy game that could be played well on console so they can get that game pass money. updates 1.1 and 1.2 might have made it worse from launch.

Achievements are not worth going for since you can cheat all of them in through the game and use mods. I have no idea why they even bothered with achievements if there is no prestige for receiving them. I thought that was the point but apparently not.

The formables are not even slightly fun to create. Byzantium? Hope you like getting all your cores in 1920. Canada? The US is just going to settle the two native tribes in Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta. You better pray that the UK is willing to help you completely destroy America so you can form Canada. Don't even bother with Ethiopia, its just not worth it, not fun. South Africa isn't even a tag until you get your freedom from the British, why even have it listed as a starter nation when you are expected to fight your overlord to become South Africa?

I am being dead serious when I say that Victoria 2 has more content then this after months of being out and worked on. Modding community is much more fleshed out as well and isn't hyper-focused on fixing the UI or character portraits.
Posted March 20, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
296.1 hrs on record (236.0 hrs at review time)
brain damage
Posted November 27, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
17.2 hrs on record
Big Titty
Huge Ass
Posted November 24, 2021.
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237.8 hrs on record (44.3 hrs at review time)
Good Story and Writing, Bad Gameplay. If you wanted to play Cyberpunk because you played the RPG or liked the concept of the story you will enjoy. If you wanted something more hardcore with gameplay, look elsewhere.
Posted December 19, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.3 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
its a great pickup for steam sale price
Posted June 29, 2020.
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1.0 hrs on record
Game of The Year
Posted November 26, 2019.
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605.8 hrs on record (230.7 hrs at review time)
minecraft but it lasts 3 times as long
Posted October 31, 2019.
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10.3 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
It's kinda dated already and its been around 7 years. Bugs out sometimes. No difference between pacifist and low chaos. Other then that its pretty good
Posted June 28, 2019.
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