Recent reviews by Nalarf

to the person who purposefully ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up when i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, i'll never forget you

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master (you choose how difficult it is)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Gameplay is fun but gets repetetive very fast. Voice acting is very good. Story is all over the place, starts off strong but falls off. Mission and enemy variety is non-existant. The live-service part of the game ruins a lot, locking cool cosmetics behind paywalls instead of grinding for them sucks lol. There is absolutely not enough content to justify the 70€ pricetag, I don't care if "content is coming with seasons" if I payed that much money I'm expecting a lot of content.
The game is pretty fun, but not worth the pricetag. Wait for a sale.
Kevin deserved better <3

scared of my pc now than you dev :)

pokemon slavery and hot gym woman very nice

those scientists bad asf ngl

any league of legends game where i don't have to deal with the players is an instant masterpiece
(fr tho the game is adorable and a fun experience, good lore)

how the ♥♥♥♥ did they manage to make preformance even worse

big mechs boom boom

wayfinder? yeah i can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ find my way into the servers
update: this game genuinely has the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers I have ever played on. The game itself is okay at best but feels so unresponsive due to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potato servers

fun but short