Steam Community :: My horn can pierce the sky

29.3 hrs on record

My friend told me he once beat the city escape level in 2 minutes.
I told him I completed it in 1 minute 59 seconds.
we're no longer friends.
10/10

Posted 6 June. Last edited 6 June.

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32.7 hrs on record

Definitely one of the more unique games.
You can turn into a chicken.
There's some dude that can turn into a goat and gives powers away using statues in just very random areas that almost no one could get up to.
There is some guy with a face made of fire that hangs out in bars a lot.
The Devil, for some reason, is also a chicken.
The whole game is just very, very weird.
Sideways 8/10

Posted 6 June.

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Recommended

20.0 hrs on record

Borderlands 2 but in space and as Claptrap.

Posted 24 May.

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19.5 hrs on record

One of my favorite games ever. I can't explain it too much without dramatically going overboard but I see no reason to dislike it.

Posted 24 May.

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Recommended

128.9 hrs on record

Yes

Posted 5 June.

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2.0 hrs on record

Typical conversations inside the game Alien Swarm:
Person 1: "Oh look, it's a thing, let's kill it"
Person 2: "No no no no mang. that thing looks like a spider."
Person 1: "Animals don't feel pain."
Person 2: "But (insert person 1's real name), it's a living thing with feelings and emotions."
-Spider thing runs at person 2-
Person 2: "AHHHHH! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!"
10/10

Posted 5 June.

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80.4 hrs on record

If you once wanted to imagine a world where you can kill eyeballs, which really should never be a thing, shoot candy corn, and kill a literal wall of flesh, you... may actually want to immediately contact a doctor.
No one comes up with this stuff.
This was made by gods.

Posted 5 June.

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23.7 hrs on record

There are many people I think act younger than they are, but Wyatt, (the main character,) is, like, some age between 15 and 40, and acts like some 1000 year old god. I think he's Benjamin Button.

Posted 5 June. Last edited 5 June.

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Recommended

26.1 hrs on record

I don't understand the story. To clarify, the story's long, so get this game.

Posted 5 June.

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Not Recommended

57.9 hrs on record

The game's alright, but it's pretty repetitive. It's like playing the same thing over and over again until the game's over. If I was to give the game a more reasonable price I'd give it around 15 to 20$. If it's on sale I would recommend it but do not spend the 40$ on it.

Posted 24 May.

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