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Recent reviews by Jehovah The Cat

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1.9 hrs on record
Minions the rise of gru, a cinematic masterpiece, a movie full of goofs, gaffs, and most definitely laughs, really made me feel special inside. The film gave me hope, hope that society isn’t truly failed. The way that Bob, Kevin, and Stuart bonded together throughout the film was truly breathtaking, the way that they showed their appreciation for gru really made me reflect on the world today. How come, I, an Avid minions fan could never feel that much of a connection with another human however gru can have that powerful of a bond with minions who don’t speak his language is extremely empowering. The movie shows how us as a society can overlook our differences to show love for one another the type of love that makes you tingly inside and makes you want to do some spicy things. The plot twist at the end really was incredible, I mean truly, to not spoil it, the scene honestly had me shed a tear, it was a masterpiece every moment something powerful was happening it’s a truly underrated film and puts other movies to shame. To say that it is the best animated movie ever would be an understatement, honestly I believe this is the best film ever, never had I seen an auditorium full of such nicely dressed individuals cheer loud and proud at a film. I can’t express enough how amazed I was from start to finish and I truly from the bottom of my heart thank everyone with involvement in the making of the film, the work you did to create such a classic will forever be admired, this film will be cherished by my family for generations to come as it will be the first movie I show my kids, the first movie I show my kids kids this film will live forever as it should and I really hope to see more from Gru and his silly little minions.

Oh woops this isn't Rotten Tomatos.
Posted July 13, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
56.9 hrs on record (42.4 hrs at review time)
THE SUSSY AMONG US got me killed and vented, that sussy baka killed my game experience.

Supermum was my hero then my friend forged her name and pretended to be her, only until he killed me did he reveal his identity.

This game turns your friends on you from friends among friends to sussy impostors among men.

play game at your own risk of attracting sussy syndrome
Posted January 24, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
This game sucked more ass than my Grandfather getting cremated and causing his ball ashes to meet his face ashes.
Posted January 24, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
972.3 hrs on record (317.9 hrs at review time)
Yes, get it you
Posted March 21, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.2 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is Great.
As soon as I saw the announcement for it, I knew I had to buy it and that It was gonna be a lot of fun.
The tutorial is very easy to understand and once u look at all the buildings u can place, the gmae isn't that hard to understand (I'm kind of a dumby so yea its easy).
The main thing that makes this game atracting is the issues and passing of laws u command over your citizens.
I really like how farward this issues are even in todays society.
I've only played 2 hours of it though so I haven't explored all of the things that I can do, that can happen, go good or wrong.

Pros: - There are a forward issues that relate to todays problems.
- The tutorial is very easy to understand.

The problems I ran into, r so far the Building system, and that at this current point, it being very early (only 48 hours after release) that all the buildings you place have to be on completly flat terrian, and cut out a square around the building no matter how u rotate it will always be a square and the elevation of the placement isn't changeable.
There are wat seems like a lack of issues, but again its all early access so they could add more.
Also My game is stuck on the saving bar, they say it can take a long time, and if its true man they aren't kiding.

Cons: - Saving problems.
- Weird building system.
- very small amount of issues to resolve.

Overall this game is looking pretty good so far, keep in mind that I myself have only played 2 and more hours of this game and that this game has just released.

Overall it gets a 9 outta 10 Cat bits from me.
Posted October 19, 2018.
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2.0 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
IF YOU LIKE MICROTRANSACTIONS............THIS IS THE GAME FOR U
Posted December 19, 2017.
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234.4 hrs on record (188.7 hrs at review time)
Great game
Posted November 12, 2017.
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19 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game has been In EA for a bloddy long time, I STRONGLY ADVISE, that *YOU DO NOT BUY THIS GAME*. This game hasn't gotten any updates in (from when I got it) 2 years. the controls r horrible and theres no real goals or things to do apart from breath fire.
Posted October 22, 2017.
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96.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Honestly great game, it's really engrossing and addictive but at some times can be really stressful, but honestly honestly if u want to have fun u need a relitivily good computer. like it was alright on my computer but I didn't quite have enough ram to enjoy it.

Really Great, Really Great. Do buy
Posted January 16, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's a Lesser version of Minecraft, It sucks theres nothing to do, the landscape is the same hilly birth forest and theres no crafting system. All you do in it is make the worlds ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house made out of birch wood,stone and dirt!

♥♥♥♥ GAME
Posted September 10, 2016.
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