TheDrunkenAsianPanda
Arlington, Texas, United States
 
 
Im a skrub
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TheDrunkenAsianPanda Jul 3 @ 9:14pm 
I sexually identify as the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of being an multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively get more difficult as it continues. People tell me that a person can´t be a school fitness test but I don´t care, I´m beautiful. Every morning I wake up and tell myself "The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds". My running speed starts slowly but gets faster every minute. In school, every time I hear the bell I think "A single lap should've been completed, and if It isn't completed twice the test is over". From now on I want you guys to call me Fitness Gram and respect my right to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. If you can't accept that I am a aerobic capacity test then you're a testophobe and you need to check your running privelage. Thank you for being so understanding
PK Hacker #FREEXQC Jul 2 @ 5:50pm 
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Vikutaurus May 13 @ 7:27am 
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[Lego-Priest]Zeys[AyOk] May 2 @ 1:54pm 
BRO YOU GOT ROASTED SO HARD FROM HIGHTIDE xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TheDrunkenAsianPanda Apr 7 @ 10:50pm 
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ItsMyName Apr 7 @ 10:24pm 
Is a panda. Is not a drunk. Still cool though. He's pretty alright at FF. Probably should stand behind him if you're spooked of a hale. He'll beat up the hale.