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NOT eating boiled prawns is KILLING your gains!! (DONT LOOK STUPID!)
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Never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn't trust.
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otter May 19, 2023 @ 2:47pm 
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brother you can just die Jan 2, 2023 @ 3:25am 
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otter Oct 10, 2022 @ 10:26am 
Male giraffes headbutt females in their bladder until they urinate. The male then tastes her pee to see if she's ovulating. How far are you willing to go to test if your partner is ready to procreate?
Scoot Oct 8, 2022 @ 2:30pm 
“Your chess is insane.” Magnus said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Hans’s pants and smirked. “Are you trying to mate me?” protests Hans, as Magnus blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Hans. “Weak tempo play, Magnus.” The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Hans places his Rook into Magnus' open line.
otter Jan 2, 2022 @ 8:43am 
𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 ❤
bunny Oct 30, 2021 @ 9:47pm 
-rep zote simp, read all precepts at least twice