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4 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Got this game in a bundle so I realistically paid probably 30 cents for this game. And I still feel robbed.

Controller doens't really work well in menus
Graphics are lame
Soundtrack is meh
Game seems to be demanding even though it looks mediocre
Solo play is a nightmare, you literally cannot get anywhere in this game by yourself
The upgraded guns you get are random and last all of 5 seconds
Posted September 16, 2016.
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10.1 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
TFW you realize this game is more fun than Street Fighter 5 and doesn't need dlc. EVO needs this game!!!
Posted September 15, 2016.
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3.4 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game doesn't give you enough health. Can't even tell what I'm shooting at? Robots? Enemy fire is near impossible to dodge. Too hard a game to bother. Don't get this.

Edit: This game is solid after playing again with a different mindset. You have to play this game at a slower pace, don't expect this to be run n gun. Tip: You can blow up enemy missiles by shooting them while in the air. I like the difficulty of this game so far, perhaps if the developer throws in a slightly easier setting that drops an extra health pack it could ease new players in. The game levels are short so I imagine replaying levels at higher difficulty is no problem/won't take too much time.
Posted June 10, 2016. Last edited July 13, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
This game is awesome, just buy it, just let it take your money. If you have 3$ and have to decide between this and a snickers bar, then pick this.

But being serious, what makes this game awesome:
Rockin' music for an indie game, from the menu to the beating drums as your deep in zombie territory

Balanced play of weapons, you can run with only rifles or only shotguns and not regret your choice of weaponry

Good difficulty balance! Hardest setting is a test of managing your money, should you upgrade? Should you buy that new weapon, or risk looting the buildings in hopes of finding that kickass weapon?

Getting to wave 10 in the survival setting is a blast, and is a nice touch to preview weapons before making the hardest setting challenge.

Visually nice, good theme, the flow of controls to fighting is smooth with braindead easy controls to use.

This indie game is a diamond in the rough.
Posted May 2, 2016.
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0.4 hrs on record
For a free game you get a lot to do. A good colorful modernized asteroids, this game is a good quick play. You get a lot of nice game modes to pick from.
Posted April 28, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Remove GFWL please.
Posted April 25, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
This game needs VR
Posted April 17, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
78.0 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
-Joined muliplayer lobby
-Waited 5 minutes for game to start
-Got kicked out from match one second into race
-Went to singleplayer, played as tails and did some drifting to some bumping sonic soundtrack remix
-Eyes cummed everywhere from pretty colors and colorful animation
-Brain orgasmed from smooth controls and such a well made racing game

9/10 we need faster servers for glorious racing game on master race system running master race platform steam -IGN
Posted December 29, 2015.
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11 people found this review helpful
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25.6 hrs on record (20.2 hrs at review time)
You know, I would give this game a thumbs up and approve of it as a good zombie title but no it falls short of being good.

What's good:
  • Lots of melee weapons, long list of mods for said melee weapons, kind of deadrising like, have never played deadrising but I'd imagine deadrising is like that.
  • Unique concept
  • Pretty graphics

The Bad:
  • NPCs all have the same boring tired look to them, and no matter what happens the NPCs all look like they have been constipated for a week and can't smile or show an emotion
  • A bulk of the quests are all started by talking to NPCs all hiding in one spot of the entire location map, rather then make the island feel more alive by spreading out NPCs
  • Same dreadfully boring soundtrack of someone sleeping on a low note piano key when you walk into said base of quests
  • This game has bugged out in the main quest in the lab area and I can't talk to a NPC to initiate a quest in the main quests, probably still bugs out for others too in other areas
  • Boring sewers that seem endless at times
  • Every zombie can throw you away and knock you down, I understand the thugs and tougher unique zombies, but every zombie can do this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
  • Zombies don't scale to single player so have fun trying to avoid getting gang raped by 4 zombies at once in inconvienent spots
  • When you start fighting groups of hostile humans armed with guns it turns too quickly into FPS campaign in a game designed as a zombie themed game, I wish there was more moments of zombies getting involved in human gun fights, also without Co op those said gun vs gun fights are unbalanced considering other FPS games will usually have AI partners involved on your side
  • You get a LOT of mod plans, but despite looting just about everything I've found I've only been able to pull off the same 3-4 mods.

    Summary:
    Tries to be co op fun like left 4 dead and fails. Tries to be action/adventure RPG like borderlands and fails. Tries to be like deadrising and comes close, but falls short.
Posted December 29, 2015.
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6.4 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Imagine a left 4 dead type co op of completing objectives and killing zombies throughout, minus the tanks and other random special zombies. However imagine it much more unforgiving, a single zombie grabbing you and biting you could spell your death. L4D is great but this is much more immersive and challenging. In objective based games randoms actually work together and people are quite friendly for the most part. A must have imo.
Posted August 16, 2015.
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