Saving the world, one goat cheese wheel at a time.

The Prince of Madness

United States 

"Do you know who I am? I'm the man thats going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
~Cave Johnson

I aint' the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough to know, if you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tuff... cause If I see you even thinking about stealing my cheese you will RUE THE DAY YOU POPPED OUT OF YOUR BELIGERENT, DRUNKEN MOTHER'S LOSE BIRTH CANNAL! ... *ahem* Have a nice day :D


And now for something completely different:

I am the very model of a scientist salarion,
I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian,
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarion.

In Memoriam Dr. Mordin Solus

Sheogorath Incorporated is not responsible for any harm*, damage*, and/or public* humiliations* that Sheogorath Inc. products or services may incur due to proper use of said products/severances of body parts (for bologna related matters). Sheogorath Inc. is a proud sponsor of Cerberus, please donate generously for their next big initiative called, "Scrape our toasty arses and misc. body parts off the recently destroyed Cerberus battle stations and put us back together in fun ways, possibly with bits of something I found under a park bench in Kavatch thrown in there as well" Project.

With <3
Sheogorath

P.S. Please submit all friend requests/product order forms in writing... You never know what kind of sickos are out there >.>

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totesofficialCP 21 Mar 2013 @ 5:20pm 

thanks!

stabbykitteh 27 Dec 2012 @ 9:34am 

Hope the new year provides more opportunity for cheezy debauchery. Sheogorath, Inc should be receiving my order for two dozen combustible lemons on Friday (been that kind of year) and perhaps a recharge for my Wabbajack because, well... because Wabbajack Wabbajack.

Peace (and thanks for the chuckles...)

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Skyrim Sweetroll Club

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Welcome to the Skyrim Sweetroll Club :D

This is a social group where off-topic posting is welcome.
Joking, being humorous and trivial in topics for discussion is allowed.
Asking for and sharing information is acceptable and at the advice seekers own risk.

Flaming, Trolling and otherwise Nasty behaviour is NOT acceptable.

EDIT: I have changed the settings from Public to Invite Only. Feel free to hand out invites to suitable people.

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If you don't play this game, I will come to your house and eat your sweetroll.

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