derek   Sunnyvale, California, United States
I enjoy giving my girlfirend melatonin so i can play games longer at night. If anyone needs any tips on how to do it please comment on my profile. I can also tell you how to do a blow job without getting a crusty mouth, and also tell you the best way to cook people. =)

If your wondering how to get a black man out of a tree just cut the rope around his neck. If you are also tired of looking at Mexican people at The Home Depot just call INS and watch them scatter like niggers at a Ku Kuklux Klan meeting. Also when taking a shit make sure to watch porn so that you can get a boner and when you flush the toilet your penis can feel the water running down the smooth inside of the toilet. It's a great way to keep the tip of your penis clean.

If you have Testicular Cancer and your left nut needs to be removed you may want to consider some things you say. For example, Im going Balldeep, Man my nut itches, I got kicked in the ball etc. For a replacement try puting in a LED light that lights up when you shake it. Put in some skittles so you can have a bitch taste the rainbow.

If its late night and your drinking a soda and you have to pee but cant leave your game well you are in luck. that soda bottle is now your pee bottle. Just take the cap off and commense pee pee.

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folgar Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:11pm 
Mattarchy Jan 21, 2013 @ 11:12pm 
I have questions in regards to giving my imaginery girlfriend melatonin so i can play longer all day long. Hope you having fun in Vegas!!
dragondtw Dec 24, 2012 @ 4:20pm 
sexy like a cool glass of grape soda
Mattarchy Dec 23, 2012 @ 1:23pm 
damn you sexy
ArchAngel-7- Nov 21, 2012 @ 2:49pm 
hey poopy...make a real profile