Recent reviews by Lucifer

I played 1000s of hours back before the PC port. I love this game, Everything about it. It practically defined my childhood and entirely by accident.

I bought it from gamestop when they didnt have a game I actually wanted and I didnt want to go home empty handed. Best decision I made that day.

This game emptied my wallet and forced me to experience unfiltered apotheosis at the death of my own ego.

10/10

Slap a masochistic elf around and order professional game journalists to dig holes while simps invade your personal space. Hoard your life savings and protect them from filthy women who crave to defile you for your seed.

11/10 would be violated again

I killed some asian dude's brother and then married his daughter. I then made the daughter's son leader of his clan and made the old lord into my janitor. I named him "Gaijin Boi" and then burned his home to the ground.

He didnt let me trade my spices to him.

11/10 would be unreasonable to my neighbors again.

I shot a dude into the sun, and he visibly enjoyed it. I also put a flag on the moon and subsequently blew up the launch pad. This game is great.

This game let me make my icon into a crotch with shimpantsu. 11/10 Also the combat is kinda cool.

Scream at your enemies medieval insults while mindlessly hacking away with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HANDAXE THAT MOVES SO FAST YOU CANT EVEN GET A COUNTER-ATTACK OUT BEFORE THEY ARE ALREADY SWINGING AT YOU GOD F***ING DAMN IT

I recommend this game.

Mod support is good. Game itself was good, challenging, with some really stupid RNG moments but it's always fun. Definitely would recommend.

After a lengthy process of revamping the game over and over and over, they've successfully made a game that was... tolerable to play. Congrats, kids. You made a game.

NMS 2017: Not Recommended
NMS 2019: ... nyeah recommended kinda!

This game is like having a second husband.

Sometimes I'm thrilled beyond belief, hungry for more, and salivating at the thought of him.

Other times Im extremely annoyed and I cant believe I signed up for this.