Pheoniz
Belokurov   Missouri, United States
 
 
What did you just say about me, my fellow classmate? I'll have you know I graduated top in my class as a hall monitor, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on hooligans loitering in the hallway, and I have 300 confirmed fake hallpasses burnt. I am trained in the art of stern looks and volume control, I will have you reported in speeds the likes of which have never been seen on this earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with shouting in the halls over the internet? Think again, rebel. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fellow hall monitors and your permenant record is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, lawbreaker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your perfect record. You're gonna get suspended at best, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can mark you for skipping over seven hundred yards away from school, and that's just with my sticky notes. Not only am I extensively trained to know the difference between a law abiding student and a rebellious one, and I will use it to my full extent to prove that you've been up to shenanigans. Maybe you would have walked at an appropriate speed in the hallway. But you couldn't, you didn't. And now you're paying the price, you stained permenant record peasant. I will drown you in the papers I write you up in, you're gonna get expelled, kiddo.
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Holy Wulf Apr 25 @ 3:23pm 
Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick!
Goobis Apr 21 @ 4:14pm 
What are you guys playing?
I’m supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it TheLegend27?!
Yeah, TheLegend27.
Who is the legend 27?
Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever.
Born from fire.
I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape…
WHAM!!! Just like that!
*collective gasps*
*Iphone Notification*
What? No, no no no, no no no!
*Iphone Notification*
That’s impossible!
“TheLegend27” has captured my hero!
Mine too!
Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad.
You have no idea what just happened.
I might have some idea.
*Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact TheLegend27*
Happy Birthday Niz!
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Bones Mar 26 @ 1:26am 
"I need to be more antisocial because making friends is a bitch, its like watering plants, only they yell at you because some plants have depression."- Niz 2017
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