๖ۣۜDon Cornholium
Romania
 
 
Games give you a chance to excel, and if you're playing in good company you don't even mind if you lose because you had the enjoyment of the company during the course of the game.”
― Gary Gygax


I have lived many lives, worn many faces, taken many names. But my true name will forever be mine alone. I have travelled to different time periods and walked in different realms and universes, and beheld their natural laws and wonders. I have seen things that transcend the imagination, done things that will forever haunt me, and I know things that must never be spoken. I have made friends, only to lose them. I have walked and fought alongside companions, courted many lovers, only to leave them all in the end. I have been hero to many, enemy to even more, mentor to some, and even monster to a few others. I am a Gamer.

Climbed the Throat of the World 5 times,Drinking buddy whin Robert Baratheon,BFF whin Ragnar and Rollo Lothbrok,Brother in arms whin Bjon Ironside.
I had friends once. Those were the days long ago.
I remember the morning it happened. I laid there in my bed, the warm morning sun just breaking through my curtains igniting the room in a warm orange glow. It was this day that would forever change my life as I knew it.
It started off like any other day, logged onto the computer, booted up some minesweeper, and started to hack away at those little boxes. 9 hours later, 3 boxes left, on the largest game I had ever played, and BOOM! That bomb, that damn bomb, ruined it all. I vowed to seek revenge against everyone that uses a computer from then on. Everyone must feel my pain.
Here I sit, waiting, sniper rifle on my shoulder, hoping you cross my path so that you too can feel my pain.
I ALSO HAVE ORIGIN FEEL FREE TO ASK FOR IT TO ADD ME!:csgoa::csgob:
Russians and Bots, dont add me <3
๖ۣۜDon Cornholium Account

༼ つ ༽つ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ༼ つ ༽ つ
Name Day:30th November Birth Day: 2th Of December
Currently Online
Info/Rules
Ya...read my profile you person you


Well then...

Where do I start?I'm some sort of a person. A Human Noble. I'm the Inquisitor. I have a fancy green particle effect on my hand. I'm 18, have some long ass hair, and wear jewlz i stole from the local jewl store with Hox. I gots a Valve Sweatshirt, in hope that Valve will realize that we want HL3. I'm smart, I put all my points into Computer Science, Medicine, and Sarcasm. Therefore, in a fight, I have about a 75% chance to smack somebody with a stick at point blank, then I colapse and and cry for my friends who 2 hit bitches. Whenever I level up, I put more points into begging from my parents to get more games. The rest of my squad consists of the following:A Dwarf Asain from The Lonley Mountians. He's spec'd out in being hipster. Then there is a Human Asain from Skyrim. He's our squads crafter and DPS, who lacks all points in Intelligence and Magic. Then there is a fellow Elf, he's an Asain, too. I found him in Majula. He's our fast-talker, but he only speaks in English. I try to level him up in nerd, but it never works. Then there is our Tank. He's white, and a oversized Dwarf from Mahakam. He's smart, and uses a baseball bat to beat me up. I cant seem to level him up, they need to fix that bug. Anyway, I run my graphics on low. Well, i run it on high, but my eyes are shit, so everything seems like it's on low. We find ourselfs wondering the world of School. Half the time, there is only two of us together. Fucking Ubi, fix this broken ass game. I digress.

I write reviews, check those out, dislike them, and then go commint sepku.Don't worry, you can always tap E to respawn. If you're anything other then White, Dalish, Asain, or Dwarf, play S&D. If you die, you can't respawn, good. Yes, i'm racist. Eat your heart out High Imperial Court. A Human Savage is important. I also make videos, about games other then real life. Those games are pretty good, check them out. Also, I'm what you would call a "Terminal Master Race Elitist". Suck it N64. Wait...what year is this?Fucked if I know. Also, jokes about The Blight, er The Halocaust, er The Great War, er, The Geth Invasion...er...fuck. What year is this?Anyway, are funny.

Wait. Who the fuck wrote all this? I can't write! Whats this internet thing? Some new sort of boat? Wut?
Also, if you understood half of anything in this, you need to seek some Sun. Then praise it motherfucker. Really. #SunBrosFoLife.

On some random notes, lets post everything that will offend everyone here. First off, fuck Africa. Second, fuck Mexicans. Third,Korean 18+ movies are fucking great. Fourth, I perfer lesbian porn.Fifth North Korea Best Korea.Also, I am an Athiest who belives in our true lord and saviour, Jesus Gaben. In Gabe we trust.

My religion is Odin and I go to church at Odin And Friends 2015


I shoot lasers out of my F'n eyes!-"Blood dragon"(FC3 Blood Dragon)

In Class-2+2=4. On test- Jonny had 2 apples and lost one, calculate the mass of the sun.

Lul, i has over 90 games. Fuck ya
Rules:
I will not accept your invite, if your profile is private.
If you have a good offer for me, do not hesitate to add me..
Don't spam me with game/group invites. You will get a free block and remove.
Don't try to scam me with real money tricks, you'll waste your time.


Basically, those are my rules, no big deal. Try to be polite and have fun!

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weed4 Dec 10, 2017 @ 1:01pm 
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angularz Aug 6, 2015 @ 3:06pm 
That info is long as fuck...