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Recent reviews by YONO

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4 people found this review helpful
25.2 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
I can safely say Strike Vector is the best games I've ever played. The art style is enthralling, the gameplay is fast, and the controls are tight.

Every bit of movement feels important and every time you fall another pilot it feels awesome. I won’t joke, you will get your overconfidence handed back to you with a bolt of plasma or a pair of rockets. This game’s skill curve is like trying to scale the Berlin Wall in 1979, and you will get destroyed by veterans.

But that’s why this game is so fun.

This community is the purest, most welcoming group of people I have ever had the pleasure to meet. They’ve been together for years, holding together a dying game one meetup at a time. It’s an incredible experience just flying with them, learning from them, and having fun together. I, in all honesty, believe that this is Strike Vector’s greatest positive: the community.

Hell, I’ve even written my first ever novel on Strike Vector. This game along with its community is just incredible.

So do I recommend this game?

Simply put, yes. Go and buy it, and please attend some meetups. We’ll all be waiting here in the skies for you!
Posted February 4, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
77.3 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Me before Cities: Skylines: I hate commuting! The traffic is so bad here it takes me thirty minutes just to get to work! What kind of idiot designed this?!

Me after: Wow, it only takes me thirty minutes to get to work! Whoever designed this city is a genius!
Posted December 21, 2018.
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45.2 hrs on record (23.0 hrs at review time)
The only game where watching is as much fun as playing!

9/10
Posted November 23, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
27.3 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
>Be me
>Be on Iwo Jima under heavy Japanese MG Fire
>Sitting in a crater along with my entire squad getting our heads blown off
>I decide to retreat into better cover
>Squad leader runs up, "Don't you give up!"
>I stay
>Entire squad is now getting picked off by sniper fire
>Squad lead yells at me, "Get a sniper, now!"
>I run across an open field, don't want to let him down.
>Movement system screws up and I begin to run in circles
>"STOP RUNNING AROUND AND GET ME THE RIFLE!"
>I stop and throw him the rifle just as an artillery strike hits us.
>Practically entire squad is dead
>I get up and about to fall back
>"DON'T YOU DESERT ME!"
>Then it hits me
>Never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to run around, and desert you.
>Instantly die via. Headshot
>10/10 would play Rising Storm again.
Posted June 11, 2016.
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0.0 hrs on record
I'm not going to Newfoundland anymore.
Posted February 15, 2016.
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79.4 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
We've lost our main funders. We are out of operatives. The aliens are comitting mass genocide. The council is withdrawing thousands of dollars to fund political receptions. But we finally finished that satellite.

Which is something.

9.1/10
Posted September 10, 2015.
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79.1 hrs on record (67.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Still not as broken as Battlefield 4
Posted July 22, 2015.
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82.8 hrs on record (39.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
There are 2 stages in Counter Strike.

1. You can't hit anything for your life.

2. You can hit a pixel with a AK-47 from acoss the map.

There is no middle ground.

9/10
Posted June 24, 2015.
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14.3 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
I played this game to become a princess.

I destroyed a country instead.

8/10
Posted June 20, 2015.
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25.4 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
An average day in the Middle East...
Posted May 27, 2015.
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