5 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.0 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jul 6, 2014 @ 6:05pm

Early Access Review
This is probably the blandest platformer I have ever played. All levels fit on one screen, and objects are limited to blocks, spikes, springs, and occasionally a key. Gameplay does not vary at all between levels, and there aren't very many of them. The game also features a random level generator which spits out garbage that often is either impossible, or can be won by running to the right and jumping over one pit. The controls are bad, with it being difficult to guage the time you need to jump to bounce high off a spring, especially after they start sinking into the ground after you bounce on them a few times. The stats are completely broken, with the game awarding my the 50 deaths and 100 deaths achievements the first time I died, and the 1000 deaths achievement a few deaths, and less than a minute later. The game requires you to upload something to the workshop for one of the achievements, so expect the workshop to be flooded with garbage from people who just want the achievement.

I can't possibly recommend this unless you get it as part of a bundle, or it is less than $1, and you want easy achievements.
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That Wun Wabbit Jul 6, 2014 @ 7:18pm 
Well, I don't feel so bad about my workshop item now, lol.
That's too bad a paid game is so bland...the devs must've been on a budget for time or money