Friendly Neighborhood Loser
United States
 
 
"I will not hesitate to box you."
-Swordz, 2018

"The only good Pop these days is an ÜberCharge."
-Swordz, 2016

Yo, how's it goin'? I'm just a guy that tries to enjoy playing video games. Chances are I'm either that respectable player dirty little scrub you met on Speedrunners, your wise inept personal medic girlfriend from Team Fortress 2, or the crazy team-carrying wizard clueless fool that scores on my team's goal in Rocket League. Add me at your own risk: I will likely just be a liability (except for Speedrunners, you will either be box'd into oblivion or I'll die trying ;) )
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181 Hours played
DISCLAIMER: This game is amazing, +recommend for the unique concept of car soccer and endless customization options. However, what's not so great is players like me.

I'm the one your friends foretold of when you were considering getting this game, the one who you will either carry to victory or tell them they're **** when you inevitably lose the match. I will try my hardest to pass the ball to you or make a shot on the goal, but unless I'm extremely lucky, it will always up in the hands of the opposing team or in our own goal. There will also be times when you're about to make a shot on the goal, and I'll try to prevent the other team from knocking it out of the way and end up doing that myself. Sometimes I'll even attempt an aerial hit, but will miss the ball by mere centimeters and be left scrambling for boost while the other team sets up a shot. Don't even think about passing the ball to me, either; my extreme case of hesitation will result in the ball either flying past me or going straight to the other team.

If we ever cross paths, I apologize in advance that you couldn't get a better teammate.

10/10 I'm a disgrace ;_;
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Comments
Pekora! May 19, 2018 @ 9:04pm 
I make it look easy <3
Ben Swolo Mar 13, 2016 @ 11:19pm 
+rep most generous friend of all time :sadelf:
reverandfletcher Feb 14, 2016 @ 4:13pm 
1,000 hours might be too much - make more network cables.