Recent reviews by Ruthie

STAR TREEEEEEEEEEEEEK! PEW PEW PEW GO BIG STARSHIP! ELF PEOPLE AND FOREHEAD MONSTERS! STAR TREEEEEEEEEEK

It's not Absolution.

I'm not sure what I was expecting but a few laughs. I spent ten dollars on this game so I could get spooked with a pal and well ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm an idiot. The first few seconds spooked the ♥♥♥♥ out of me and then it set in that the Rake is mildly retarded. So our new plan was to blast 1950's music and sprint around the map looking for ammo to drop the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. We instead found bear traps and created a pile of bodies. 10/10 dollars.

I spent four hours swiching between shooting bad guys and drug dealing. 10/10 best game ever.

I gunned down many cops to get lots of cash, then I killed zero cops for lots of cash and I did it all over again. Would rob again 11/10.

Built a fort because those pesky naked people kept attacking, also Billy was kidnapped I think I should go find him but whatever got to find more bunnies to eat.

I have killed my way through Russia as a German and I must say, would kill Stalin's finest again 11/10