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2,393.5 hrs on record (558.9 hrs at review time)
What I liked:

♫♪ The music is delightful and moving, and the sound effects for the guns and abilities give them a real feeling of gravity to using them. ♫♪

The landscapes/skyboxes and environment pieces all meld together beautifully to really set the mood for the different worlds/raids you can go to!

O Geometry and Symbolism out the wazoo! The story has come a VERY long way from the Destiny 1 days! ►

The variety of gear options, and a transmog/wardrobe feature means you can look good without having to wear crappy gear or mismatched pieces.

What I disliked:

The people/players can be...questionable. Most are ok, but it's like a Wal-Mart in here. You're gonna see some nutjobs.

Vaulted story arcs. New players may need to check out youtube vids if they want a full picture of what's going on, and that kinda pulls you out of the game.

Stasis subclass unlocking. It's kinda fun the first time, but after 3 characters of it and any bugs you encounter, it gets real tedious.

PvP is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sometimes. Unless you form a dedicated fireteam, you're at the mercy of RNGesus on if you're tossed in a lobby with cracked out streamers or just plain crackheads. This part might piss some people off, but they're likely too busy writing hatemail to folks using shotguns to be here.

More on PvP. There's often a meta to go for and it's pushed pretty hard. It can definitely be offputting for someone trying to learn the ins and outs of their favorite weapon types.
Posted May 24, 2022.
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851.2 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
tModloader is a super handy and convenient way to try out Mods for Terraria in an easy-to-access way!

It's still using an older version of Terraria, but the sheer volume of content and scope of changes to the game that are available make it worth at least checking out. There's something for everyone with Terraria Mods, from big tiddy Dryad/Nurse to total Overhauls of the game!
Posted April 15, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,406.4 hrs on record (918.8 hrs at review time)
I'm using a crappy as all hell Workstation PC I bought for 200 bucks. It doesn't even have a video card, but thanks to this program, I can actually play (some) games. Not anything new or with lots of rendering, but still a lot more games than I could play without using this.

It's delightful as a person with an old as dirt PC. 10/10, get this if you're too poor to get a newer PC and are using old office equipment to game with like me! :D
Posted November 16, 2019.
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10 people found this review helpful
24.9 hrs on record
Well it's 2017, July, and there's still no ship editor. I like the game fine enough, but with the free version having damn near identical content, I can't recommend people buy it.
Posted July 3, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
31.7 hrs on record (29.8 hrs at review time)
What Is This?

This is a connect three style puzzle game. You must beat the timer or lose the level. Reach the end of each level by matching chains of same-coloured stones to clear a pathway. Higher scores, and explosions, are earned by forming ever larger chains of stones. At the end of each chapter is a spot-the-difference mini-game to complete.

The story is simple but enjoyable. Definitely worth the few bucks it asks for if you're just looking for a game that will relax far more than frustrate. Perfect for the kids, lovers of puzzles/puzzle games or non-gamers.
Posted July 3, 2016.
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19.4 hrs on record
You stare at a free-floating mountain in a bubble that's in a void. Sometimes, Traffic Cones. Very relaxing once the absurdity of it all sets in.

10/10. Solid game.
Posted July 3, 2016.
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95.5 hrs on record (78.5 hrs at review time)
What I Enjoyed

It's an extremely relaxing simulated plant pot. You can sing to both your plants and to the snail that does laps around the rim of your pot. Watering the plants and getting to watch them grow is curiously satisfying.

What I Did Not Enjoy

I forgot to log in for a week or so and came back to all the plants dead. It was kind of a bummer, but I started again from one plant as I couldn't figure out how to just get a new plant pot.
Posted July 3, 2016.
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10.9 hrs on record
Have you played Nekopara 1 and Nekopara 0? Are you tired of stuffing only Chocola and Vanilla's pastries? Then boy are you in for a fun time if you pick this one up!

There's still a lot of scenes at the bakery and the story seems to have improved over the previous title in the series. There's more character development and you get to see the relationships of the catgirls a great deal more. Personally I found the interactions between Coconut and Azuki to be endearing, and the lewd gags from Cinnamon to help lighten some of the more tense scenes.


As with the previous title, the nudity/h-scenes are optional and do need a patch to enable them on the Steam versions of this game.

The story is more involved than previous titles, the music is still upbeat and in case I forgot to mention, you may now pet the different girls! ( There's even achievements for doing so! :P )
Posted July 3, 2016.
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7.5 hrs on record
Ever wanted to run your own bakery, but wished that it involved less cakes and more humping of catgirls? An incestuously inclined little sister strike your fancy? Then look no more!


The sex scenes aside, the story is a cute and light-hearted one that should make you smile and then afterwards crank one out. They felt a little awkward though, as the context of the catgirls is that you supposedly raised them from kittens.


Do I recommend this? Certainly I do. If ya want the naughty stuff, you'll need to check on the forums for the patch, but the story still makes sense if you don't go down that road.

With the Nudity Patch = Great game with a cute story and fairly smooth h-scenes.

Without Nudity Patch = Great game for the whole family.
Posted July 3, 2016.
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2.2 hrs on record
An adorable slice of life game involving a swarm of catgirls and their adoptive owners, though only one is seen in this story. Nudity-free, though a certain bathing scene may give some users paws for concern.
Posted July 3, 2016.
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