Engineer: I solve Practical problems...
*Sentry buster pops up*
Engineer: SHIT!! YOU AGAIN?!

Hey look buddy
I'm a copier, that means I copy stuff.
Not stuff like game concepts and code, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of plagrizing.
I copy youtube comments.
For instance, how am I gonna get myself popularized by going to the top comments?
The answer... Copy a comment.
And if that don't work? Copy more comment.
Like this, 458 character comment copied by me... Changed around by me... And you best hope
Not copying yours

"I went to a game shop in the local shopping centre and bought a copy of Borderlands 2 legitimately and legally and headed home to play it. Sadly, satan had raped the disk and had left a curse on me for over 9000 years" The most non-cliche thing I can think of.

"hey so i went on a generic online store to buy the game i had played during my childhood but lost today so when i found one i got excited
when the mail arrived i opened my mail and unboxed the game thing and played it. BUT THEN SUDDENLY
SCARY THINGS HAPPENED BLOODY EYES SCARY
then i died/then one of my buddies died".
-A generic creepypasta about a video game.

I bought a hacked cartridge. on ebay.
Played it.
Died.

Know one even mention the name of this game now after what happened. I cannot here it without crying...

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Giant fire dragon:You should not have come here human why do you want to cross through my domain?

Guy: i was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and got lost.

Giant fire dragon:you ended up in the twelth plane of torment on your way to the kitchen?

Guy:im not a clever man
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