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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9.2 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: Nov 29, 2015 @ 7:48pm

(There's a TLDR version at the bottom)
This game is... Just so hard to review...

First off I'd like to say this game is 100% clean.
No porn.
No alcohol glorification.
No violence.
It's basically a kids game with a really obcene title. (that doesn't mean it's not challenging or creative, mind you.)

Drunken robot pornography (or DRP for short) is a flashy, fast-paced, intense, and deeply challenging game.
It's also the most rage inducing game I've ever played.

So do I reccomend this game?
Well, you don't have to be a genius to see that I reccomended it at the top.
Why though?
Because it's fun as hell!
Flying around shooting robots is some of the most fun I've had in quite some time.
It makes you feel like a kid again, jumping around going "pew pew pew!" With your little gun taking down enourmous robots and watching as everything explodes.
But this fun comes at a price.
A hefty price at that.

When you get into the game for the first time, you'll notice it's really easy.
Trust me, it doesn't stay that way for long.
You know how those "unfair" games are pretty rage inducing, because they're... Well, unfair?
This game is worse.
Why?
Because it's all your fault.
That's right, if you ♥♥♥♥ up, it's on you.
While in other rage games, you can pretty much blame your failure on something else.
For example, in "unfair" games you can blame it on the fact that the game is literally rigged against you.
But theres some games where you can't blame it on things, like hotline miami for example.
So why isn't hotline miami as rage-inducing as this game?
It's simple. "press R to restart."
In games like hotline miami and super meat boy, you can't blame the game, you have to blame yourself.
But it doesn't matter, since you can just hit R and restart.
And since each level takes roughly 30 seconds - 1 minute to complete (depending on if you take it slow or not) you aren't losing anything real.
What does this have to do with this game?
First off, you can't blame the game,
Second, each level takes AT LEAST 1 minute, sometimes up to 5 minutes to complete a level.
And since it's really easy to die in this game (health packs = as rare as winning the lottery)
You have to restart time.
"So what?" I hear you saying.
"3 minutes isn't an eternity."
There's this one level called "fling yourself." Where you have to take out 4 titans within the alloted time.
I spent so long trying to beat this level and I recently finished it, but I spent nearly an hour on it. Thats nearly 30 times I killed the same old 4 bosses in the same old arena FOR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUR!
By the end when I finally beat the level, I felt not like I had beaten a major accomplishment, but that I had survived a holocaust.

It also does this weird thing which I'm not sure is innovative or quirky, where sometimes it'll introduce a new concept like collecting alcohol without a gun trying to avoid attacks, or standing at capture points for small lengths of time, and then it never uses them ever again and goes back to the normal shoot bosses/get points sort of thing. It's really weird, and since the level are manditory it fells like they threw a bunch of stuff at the wall hoping it'd stick but none of it did.

So should you get this game?
Well, if you rage quit easily, stay the HELL away from it.
If you like action-packed fast paced games focused on fun over all else, then this is definetly the game for you.
Just don't play it if you get mad over games. I really wanted to punch my computer.

TLDR: It's a really fun and fast paced action game that can be really rage inducing
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