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bad at it

Go into this game without looking at any trailers, videos or screenshots. You won't regret it.

Love Stories: Sex and the Furry Titty is the greatest piece of media I have ever coomed/consumed.

Compared to Furry Shades of Gay, where you're immediately plunged headlong into a sexy story of intrigue and betrayal, this main quest can seem mundane, even perfunctory at times. But each time I stepped off the well-beaten path to blaze my own trail, it turned into a wild, open, exhilarating fantasy roleplaying experience, rife with opportunities to make use of its excellent puzzles. Even after over 100 hours with Love Stories: Sex and the Furry Titty, it still tempts me to press on – there’s so much more I want to learn.

There’s a real balance here, too, between the narrative-led gameplay and the more explorative, emergent stuff. The story missions don’t simply take you from one point on the map to the next, but give you threads to tease out and follow, so that you’re always in touch with the central storyline no matter where you are.

It’s held together by great music and an impressive consistency of tone. Fantasy doesn’t get much sexier than it does in Love Stories, where the ongoing war between fox mommies and mice is constantly in the background, where the ordinary folk are clearly suffering, injustice runs rampant, and even a hero must sometimes have sex with their dog plumber.

The visuals, meanwhile, are just astonishing. The game’s landscapes are epic, atmospheric and believable, making superb use of vegetation, light, fog, cloud and colour. It’s the kind of game where you want to explore for the scenery alone. Yet the up-close detail is equally impressive, with textures and surfaces you can almost feel and facial animation that leaves Dragon Age: Inquisition’s in the dust.

A modern masterpiece. I would definitely play this over paying attention to my bra-less wife again. 100/100

more of this please devs!

343 if you add swat to the game and make it a timed event I will be phoining police.

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