Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 11:40pm
Cooking by the book
Cast a Magick successfully.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 11:46pm
An eye for an eye
Defeat Behold, the watcher
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 12:10am
No more trolling
Defeat Ygg.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 12:54am
Solid Snake
Defeat Jormungandr.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 1:53am
There is no goat level
Defeat Jotunn.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 2:32am
Saved by the king
Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 3:59am
KHAAAAAAAAN!
Defeat Khan
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2013 3:17pm
88mph
Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2013 4:04am
More like the Aristocats
Defeat the Aristocrats.
Unlocked: Jan 28, 2013 5:37pm
Play it again, Vlad
Defeat Vlad.
Unlocked: Feb 13, 2013 3:37pm
Don't fear the reaper
Defeat Death.
Unlocked: Feb 15, 2013 11:18am
Dragon "Slayer"
Defeat Fafnir.
Unlocked: Feb 15, 2013 11:32am
I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy
Defeat Assatur.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 11:46pm
Basic Element
Use all basic elements at least once.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 11:38pm
Vanilla Ice
Create a spell containing only Ice.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 11:50pm
Let off some steam
Create a spell containing Steam.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 11:35pm
State Alchemist
Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2013 4:31am
I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!
Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 1:21am
The Enchanter
Imbue your weapon with a spell.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 12:33am
Houdini
Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
Unlocked: Feb 10, 2013 7:23pm
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!
Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 12:08am
RPG much?
Complete all side quests in the game.
Unlocked: Feb 5, 2013 5:50pm
It's over nine thousand!!!!
Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
Unlocked: Feb 10, 2013 6:25pm
Never cross the beams
Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 1:32am
There can be only one
Kill MacLeod.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 1:27am
Wingardium Leviosa
Push someone off a cliff.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 11:48pm
"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"
Die from falling damage.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 1:54am
First Blood
Kill one enemy using the M60.
Unlocked: Feb 16, 2013 8:24pm
The perfect storm
All players survived a thunderstorm.
Unlocked: Feb 15, 2013 11:34am
One in a million?
Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 12:53am
Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong
Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
Unlocked: Feb 11, 2013 4:40pm
Finders keepers
Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2013 4:28am
Deep Impact
Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
Unlocked: Feb 16, 2013 8:08pm
We are the champions
Survive all waves of a challenge.
Unlocked: Feb 15, 2013 4:42pm
Bad Taste
Overkill 1000 enemies.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2013 4:08am
Ice Age
It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.
It's raining (beast)men
Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
101st Airborne
Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
This is Magicka!
Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
OMG! They killed Yellow!
Die with yellow robes.
Blue… No Yelloooow!
Have a hard time settling on a color.
Better you than me
Be invisible while one other player dies.
I call it a Hawking Hole
Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
Mission improbable
Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
Stuff of legends
Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.
Sherlock Holmes
Find all secret areas in the game.
MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!
Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
Too fancy for fireballs?
Complete one level using only magicks.
King's Quest
Find all the moose.
Lead farmer
Kill 1000 enemies using firearms
Good Company
Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission
Nothing but a man, who can never fail
Win 20 versus matches in a row
Seven day cruise
Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.
Swedish Summer Achievement
Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
No Power = No Responsibility
Defeat Parker.
From whence you came...
Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh
Fhtagn once more!
Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.
Banisher of horrors
Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.
Breezed through
Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.
Handling the frustration
Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.
Driven mad
Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.
Friendship is Magicka
Find all the elven horses
Let Me In
Enter the house of Elwenhús
The Crusader Breakings
Defeat the first Guardian
A Bridge too Near
Defeat the second Guardian
Amarth Faeg!
Defeat the third Guardian
Interred with the Vampire
Finish The Other Side of the Coin
Hurt me plenty
Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.
Just a breeze of blue cheese
Finish the chapter without any player dying.
Hey, mach-arena!
Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.
Not what they signed up for
Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.
Is that the wurst you can do?
Defeat the Wurstmacher.
Tenderized!
Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.
I don't believe in Orcs
Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.
Enduring the Tide
Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.
Being the Tide
Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.
Don't mach such a mess
Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.