Recent reviews by Assassins Creed

Murdered my companion since im just supposed to trust a three legged freak? No point in base designing since im fighting against literal steroid ridden freak who shatters logs into pieces like hes hitting a paper wall. For some reason the ai are literal geniuses who stand right beside my wall so any attempt to hit them also hits my wall causing it to explode in literal pieces while he goes through his preset animation of actively busting my door down irl. 3/10 placing tarps down crashes my game

game is filled with disgusting ape people who have never held a conversation in their life much less with a woman. these freaks lives must be filled with so much abuse that they have been traumatized beyond belief because it is physically impossible to act like this even ingame without having some sort of mental deficiency. The only comfort i get from playing is the knowledge that if i ever stumbled across one of these inbreds i would stop at nothing to assault them.

played 4 seconds of this game and immediately projectile vomited on my monitor and floor i am typing this from the hospital after 8 tf2 players broke into my house and shot me 8 times while i was lying on the floor in the fetal position. In the aftermath i was able to escape into a nearby school luckily obliterating all the players chasing me since they couldnt be within 100 feet of it. Very Incredible!

Get called racial slurs more times than a black man during 1850,
2/53 game sucks

Wanted to play multiplayer for the cool naruto fights but got jumped by someones shadow the hedgehog oc
1984/0 naruto sucks ass

Red Dead Rebemption 2 really makes you feel like a cowboy from the wild east.
comes with all the wild west things
1 dying from bullets
2 dying from beated to death

0/10 played with a friend for not even 2 days and he found a way to stunlock you by pushing you over and over

You know when you play realistic games like these you cant help but wonder why the nazis didnt just turn on Godmode
10/10 custom zombies is great with friends

If admins in servers were given any real power everyone would be dead in days.

the year is 2020 you get given money on the street and before you say thank you complete blackness covers your eyes. You have been banned by rockstar games

Big metal mech that has the weaponry to kill a man instantly was defeated by going into a box and hiding