Doesn't matter =P
I like to play in everything cute, fun or with zombies ^^

Be Alone

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Leave your trade offers here
Steam Trade Matcher (QuickMatch) [steamtradematcher.com]

If you want to be my friend you have to be more than lvl 134 with 1256 games in your library and 5468 playhours in total. It's very important and accurate numbers, keep them in mind, if you're not fitting, I WON'T ADD YOU AND BLOCK YOU . Also no vac-bans, they are like aids, i don't want to have anything in common with your filthy profile. And those horrible PRIVATE PROFILES , no, just no! Stay away from me if you have more than 45 friends, probably you're fake and add people just for numbers, i'm not like that, i'm looking for REAL FRIENDSHIP , you can't provide real friendship if you have more than 45 friends, it's insane! Oh i almost forgot to mention that i'm extremely shy person, but if you'll message me first i'll respond asap, but wait, actually do not talk to me and NEVER, NEVER invite me into games or groups, or again I WILL BLOCK YOU . Never ask me for any free stuff, how dare you? Only i can ask people for free stuff! BLOCK COMES ASAP If you want to trade then READ MY TERMS . ONLY MY TERMS OR NO TRADE AT ALL . So 1:2! It's always me who's rippin you off because duh! I'm smart and young businessman and who are you? Just another sucker, admit it. IF YOU WON'T OBEY I'LL BLOCK YOU, I WILL BLOCK YOU ANYWAY BECAUSE I CAN! HAHAHA . You should know that i like kind and courteous people, like myself! Don't even bother to contact me if you're one of those mean people, eww. Oh and don't forget to check my youtube/twitch channel, being kind and nice is important, remember? Sure the hell i won't check yours, i have better things to do pff...so add me everyone, i'm waiting for your requests
Jk, feel free to add me
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The one and only rule is be fair . As long as you're not trying to rip me off i'll gladly help you. Quantity doesn't really matter to me, i'll look at prices. Be fair and reasonable and you'll always be welcome.

Tradehold isn't a huge problem for me, so if you don't use mobile authenticator send your offer anyway.

Also i might accept emotes and wallpapers in exchange for cards. But only if i'll really like them.
So don't be offended if i'll decline.
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last played on Dec 9
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last played on Dec 9
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Hello I'm a cute person with a manga avatar, I have nine friends on steam and I link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart.

My name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, I'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory.

I am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, I dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but I never express it.

My favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only.

My steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me.

My significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, I love them so much as I hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.
KIZARU Nov 29 @ 1:36am 
KIZARU Nov 29 @ 1:36am 
-rep fucking noob
x.bananacorpse.x Nov 18 @ 7:34pm