The job of a mortician is to belittle the profound horror and loss of death, while simultaneously profiting off of the misery of others. No one aside from myself has the balls to say it, but the simple fact is that it’s true. We take the deceased and pretty them up; dress up their hair, throw them in some nice clothes and drop them under six feet of dirt. But the dead don’t really care do they? Well, we don’t do it for the dead. No, we do it for the grieving friends and family. We make it easier to say goodbye, like an emotional crutch if you will. We let them cry and come to terms with the fact that their friend or mother or son is gone for good, all while collecting a fat paycheck. The reason is of course because of fear. People fear death, and when someone close dies, it forces them to accept their own mortality. Animals don’t have this problem. A few moments of fear and pain will be a squirrel’s only awareness of the impending void. Humans though, we live our whole lives knowing that it could all end without reason or warning, so of course we make up these little rituals to get us through it. And of course, somebody has to facilitate this entire process. Squirrels don’t have this process. Squirrels don’t need booze money.

I only say any of this because as upsetting as it is, dying is at least a natural thing. You can see that it happens, that it is concrete and constant. You can understand it. But there are some things, dark and squirming things that crawl into our world. Things that don’t make sense, things that are just plain wrong.




Reltionship status: single again...

A guide to my Online state

Online: Drop on in and lets have a chat

Away: Im probably sleepin or eatin or somethin, you can try but there's like a 4% chance you'll get a hold of me

Busy:I'm doing something, watching something or GMing an RP, I do not wanna be bothered unless you are very close to me (you guys know who you are)

Offline: Out of the house for a while, Sleeping or with friends IRL

Looking to Play Let the games, rp or vidya, begin!

Looking to trade: I've got all this random TF2 junk, lets swap virtual hats worth 4.99 a pop



Some quotes about me:

"Oh salem? He's a pretty nice" -NMM-

"If that stallion didnt like cock more than you (Nightmare Moon) , i'd find that somewhat threatening" - Moonsohn


I am normally running 6 or more rps at once

I will hook people up with a game

And here is the spot where I put my ASCI tags

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The only pony I ever bought
After I fixed hasbro's mistakes