We bash noobs with one arm and bring them back up with another.

We fight the noob in the lanes between ancients, blast their tanks apart from a distance, awp their nooby little heads. We stomp the noob in any game(mostly DotA and WoT), any time(like 9:00 pm till we get tired), any place(usually with our asses firmly placed in a comfortable computer chair) because if we don't, who will?

We are the many eyed argus. We see the noobs where they are and crush their pathetic dreams.

Occasionally in a noob, glimmers of greatness can be seen. These noobs can be brought up, they have a chance of rising out of the festering pools of public games.

We also play dnd in my parents basement and its usually a pretty good time.