Picard: "Mr. Laforge! I need more power from the reactors, the hull can't resist this barrage for much longer, we'll need to jump. Mr. Worf, fire the remaining torpedoes at their weapons, and divert all remaining power to the forward shields." Worf/Laforge: "Aye sir." Picard: "Now, Data, if you would be so kind as to hail our attackers, perhaps we can distract them long enough to escape from this battle unscathed."

Ever want to captain your own ship? BE A CAPTAIN OF YOUR OWN SHIP! Want to explode badguys and be a pirate? EXPLODE THEM ALL AND BE A PIRATE! Think you would make a better captain than Picard? SCREW YOU, PICARD IS BEST BUT YOU MIGHT CAN GET CLOSE. Seriously though, play this game, it cured my cancer.

Decided to start playing this game around one in the morning with headphones and no lights. I really was getting into it, loving the tingling fear that surrounded my every move in game. My cat decided to pay me a visit in the middle of the game by jumping onto my desk and knocking over a lamp, which broke loudly on the floor. In an unrelated note, does anyone know how to remove urine stains from a swivel desk chair?