The Uncles. Sanity is overrated.

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Who are we?
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Founded originally in late January 2012 on the Glasgow Deamon Dodgeball server, we're one of a very clans that specialize in the TFDB mod. To this day, we remain unrivaled on the server we started on, and we keep growing rapidly in numbers. What makes us unique is that we have a strongly competitive wing aswell as a non-serious, more socially-oriented one, we also organize a series of fun events for all members of the clan such as tournaments, mega-sprays, human pyramids and so on.

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Who is eligible to join?
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We are an European-centered clan, as such, all people from Europe are welcome! Due to language barriers, timezone issues and Europeans being our primary audience, we only rarely accept people from outside of our zone (But is, under certain circumstances, still possible!).Is your country not eligible? Don't worry, under certain circumstances it is still possible to join us.

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What are the rules for getting invited and what's the process?
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There are two main categories. You have to meet the criterias of one of those to be accepted into the group. This is to ensure we do not have a lose group of mindless people that aren't fun to play with at all:

Social
Everybody likes to be in an environment where people are friendly, fun and have things to say, right? To be accepted for your social value, you cannot simply be a mute and don't say a word during your whole session. Be chatty, talk to the members if you have time and generally be a good person. We value such players!

Skills
While skills cannot actually be measured in numbers, we generally rely on our "scouts" that look for skillful players among the bunch. These will then be listed as an Elite Uncle.

As a general rule, we cannot accept you if you're a new player on the servers we play on, since we do not want to accept people that we will never see again. The process of being accepted is simple, once you're spotted by one of our scouts, you will be asked if you're interested in joining us, you will then be reviewed by the clan generals and if they give you a thumbs up all you have to do is add "Uncle" to your name and you will immediatly be invited to our steam group.

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Leader :
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Uncle Dave

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Generals :
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Uncle Dassler
Uncle BuPyC
Aunt レッドファントム
Aunt Saga
Uncle Hohen

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Colonels :
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Uncle тнιѕ ιѕ cяσ™
Uncle Jeffrey
Uncle Vit Bäconmeister
Uncle Zsoltee
Aunt Drabalia
Uncle Choppah

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Honorary :
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mouthmoth
bushybaker
Nuttah