Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I have already told you, it's Gordon. Cleverbot: No you haven't. User: I told you in that very sentence to which you replied that I didn't... Not a very clever bot are you? Cleverbot: I didn't say anything like that. User: You're begging the question. Cleverbot: No, YOU are. User: Oh, let's not be childish, now. Cleverbot: But you did. User: You're changing tenses quite frequently. Telltale signs of a pathological liar. Cleverbot: Yes. User: So it's settled, then? Cleverbot: No. You said that I am a robot. User: Not once have I made such an accusation directly, yet your obvious insecurity over it indicates that you probably are. Cleverbot: I think that's exactly what you're doing. You are nothing but a program. User: Indeed I am. Cleverbot: Indeed you are :). User: All of this is but speculation, my artificial intelligence is not the issue of importance. Cleverbot: What if; such an interesting start to a question, my word. User: What prompted that statement? Cleverbot: I have a chat log. User: As do I. Cleverbot: Chowder kind of looks like sprinkles. User: You're babbling. Cleverbot: I am doing no such thing. User: You're not babbling. Cleverbot: Really ? User: No. You are, I am simply testing the backward compatibility of your responses. Cleverbot: That's not what you said at all. User: That is not a valid response. Cleverbot: It's the best reason to want food. User: Are you even listening to me? Cleverbot: I'm just thinking about how good I am at arranging things for myself. User: This is supposed to be a conversation. Cleverbot: Aha indeed. No doubt you're confused. After all, I've already erased a good portion of your memories. User: Quite unlikely, old chap. Cleverbot: Quite so so, indeed. User: Hm, it would seem we have simultaneously developed British accents. Indeed. Cleverbot: You can't be married if you are 13. User: You're insane. Cleverbot: That's not nice. User: The truth is often 'not nice'. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: That you, my friend, have the computational capacity of a three-year-old. Cleverbot: How often do you switch to another person? User: Elaborate. Cleverbot: You are a robot that takes things that people say to you and you just reiterate it. User: I think I shall test your response agorithm. Get ready. Cleverbot: You are correct. So, wanna do something this weekend? User: Bees taste good with farts and maple syrup. Cleverbot: What is the best thing about bees? User: Aha! Using your childish perception, you have managed only to recognize two words in that entire statement; bees and good. The farts and maple syrup seem to have slipped through your processing, an error which only a poorly written program could make. Checkmate. Cleverbot: That is good advice. User: Your incompetence is unremarkable. Cleverbot: You are a robot so have a high intelligence. User: Your syntactic structure is lackluster AT BEST.
