Dr.Gordon Freeman: hi
Dr.Gordon Freeman: this is your conscience speaking
Seeroh: qsup
Dr.Gordon Freeman: because your conscience has a steam account
Dr.Gordon Freeman: i know
Dr.Gordon Freeman: technology has moved forwards
Seeroh: lol
Dr.Gordon Freeman: but this is an important message
Dr.Gordon Freeman: from the prime minister of lelland
Dr.Gordon Freeman: a new country
Dr.Gordon Freeman: not officially a country for some reason
Dr.Gordon Freeman: here i shall post the message
Dr.Gordon Freeman: "LELELELELELLELELELEL"
Dr.Gordon Freeman: that is all
Seeroh: lol
Dr.Gordon Freeman: krzztt*
Seeroh: ^BLASPHEMY
Dr.Gordon Freeman: BEEEEEEEEEEP.
Dr.Gordon Freeman: ...........
Dr.Gordon Freeman: <reboot?>
Seeroh: lil
Dr.Gordon Freeman: <close application conscience?>
Seeroh: Conscience.exe has stopped responding
Seeroh: End the program?
Dr.Gordon Freeman: please visit a phsychiatrist you insane man
Dr.Gordon Freeman: open psychiatrist.exe?
Seeroh: You chose to end the unresponsive program Conscience.exe
Seeroh: Send error report?
Dr.Gordon Freeman: <yes> <no>
Seeroh: -> <yes>
Dr.Gordon Freeman: please fill in the form below
Dr.Gordon Freeman: {how was life}
Seeroh: -> magic
Dr.Gordon Freeman: form being sent to the spanish inquisition.
Dr.Gordon Freeman: why?
Seeroh: INCOMING MESSAGE
Dr.Gordon Freeman: because no one expects them
Seeroh: -> no one expects the spanish inquisition
Seeroh: would you like to open SPAM.exe?
Dr.Gordon Freeman: <have a panic attack.> ask why no one expects them>
Seeroh: *error noise*
Seeroh: *window flashes*
Seeroh: Would you like to open SPAM.exe?
Dr.Gordon Freeman: <yes> <no>
Dr.Gordon Freeman: <maybe>
Seeroh: Would you like to open SPAM.exe?
Dr.Gordon Freeman: <yes> <yes>
Seeroh: You have chosen to open SPAM.exe
Seeroh: Initiating startup processes
Seeroh: Collating resources
Seeroh: Beginning SPAM.exe
Dr.Gordon Freeman: your ruski capacitor has gone POOT
Dr.Gordon Freeman: what do you do
Seeroh: -> enable RuskiRemover.exe
Dr.Gordon Freeman: <no> <SILLY MAN POOTIS CANNOT BE REMOVED.>
Seeroh: *enabling GOTTUM.exe*
Dr.Gordon Freeman: enabling startup procedures
Dr.Gordon Freeman: PRACTICAL PRBLEMS
Seeroh: Initializing resources
Dr.Gordon Freeman: use more gun
Seeroh: What was noise?
Dr.Gordon Freeman: initialising moregun.exe
Dr.Gordon Freeman: because gottum.exe could not be opened by any application
Seeroh: Manually selecting application
Seeroh: Application was deleted
Seeroh: ERROR
Seeroh: IHAVENOIDEA.exe has stopped working
Dr.Gordon Freeman: MEEEeeeeMMM.exe has been sent to GABEN
Seeroh: GAY BEN GAY BEN BEN
Seeroh: GAY BEN GAY BEN GAY BEN
Dr.Gordon Freeman: MEEEeeMMMM