I bring out the tryhard in people, just by being in the server. It's both a blessing and a curse.

Crimmy's rules to live TF2 by.

1. EVERYONE is a Spy. If someone tells you otherwise, they've clearly never seen this http://i.imgur.com/MtraOjo.jpg

2. Every Spy is a deadringer. Just because you killed him, doesn't actually mean he's dead.

3. Never trust your team to do anything themselves. If you want something done, do it yourself.

4. Always assume the other team has three Spies and two Snipers. You're right 9/10 times.

5. Blu team always has too many Engies, and Red team always has too few.

6. Your team never spychecks obvious Spies. But the enemy team always knows exactly where you are when you play Spy.

7. Always assume the player you're fighting is better than you. Assuming he's worse will lead you to slacking in the fight, making you lose.

8. If the guy you're healing can't hear a deadringer decloak directly behind him. Or hear you screaming at the top of your lungs to turn around. Find a better pocket.

9. Just because you didn't make the mvp list, doesn't mean you weren't credit to team. Sapping that sentry as the uber came around the corner prevented them from being pushed back, which helped your team push up. Your dispenser saved the life of a Medic at twelve health. And your mad milk helped your team stay in the fight long enough to cap.

10. 50% of Pyros don't know that airblasting puts out teammates.

11. Just because someone is doing something stupid, doesn't mean they're an idiot. They might just be new. Tell them what they're doing wrong, and try to help them out. It's better for a team if they help themselves, rather than bitchinga at each other.

12. That "Lucksman" sniper who just headshot you midair? He actually aimed.

13. Razorback is an acceptable weapon. It's a deterrent to spies to backstab you. Use it to it's fullest effect around your teammates, or near sentries. A smart spy isn't going to risk his life shooting at a sniper when he's around his team.

14. Phlog Pyro is broken.

15. There is nothing more fearsome than a laggy Pyro with random crits.

16. Everything between first and second point on stage three dustbowl, is called "Demoman's Ally" for a reason.

Probably gonna add more.


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