Recent reviews by The Alpacator

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Flinstones

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run Windows 95
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☑ If you want 4k graphics...
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'WASD' or arrows
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult may change!
☐ Hello! How are you Lucifer?

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a day with 34h for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ Ahahaha, story... What story?
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ Follow the history

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Skyrim, first day release.
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Adult scenes }---
☐ Pray for your holy soul
☐ Some kisses
☐ Some adult poses
☐ A lot
☑ Ok, you can play this with one hand

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Flinstones

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run Windows 95
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Real Gaming PC
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'WASD' or arrows
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Hello! How are you Lucifer?

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a day with 34h for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ Ahahaha, story... What story?
☑ Some lore and so MANY interesting pose
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short but intense ;)
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Skyrim, first day release.
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

Great game to make insult your family, yourself, your dog, your Gods (any Gods) by many frustrated child. Very suggested!

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