Recent reviews by Perpetually Poopbrained

You get a nice knife. Hopefully nothing happens to it.

I dare you to pay $30 for a chatroom.

amogus

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I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

This game made me cry like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

This game is SO good, it's got a nice combination of Skyrim and Rust going together.

Kiryu the Dad Simulator

This game is more of an RPG than the other fighting style games. But WOW, it's still amazing. I think there's as much story as there is gameplay, which is exactly what I hoped for.

This game was a masterpiece. It really made you appreciate escaping from the Metro. It gave you an open world to explore throughout many levels, rather than in previous games where you'd be trapped in a confined space like you're playing a shooter on rails. The previous games were outstanding, Metro 2033 and Last Light, continued to deliver an outstanding story, but the growth of the development team was exemplified by this game. You can tell they put a lot of effort into this game, the detail for such large areas you overlook, is immense. The music in this game wasn't used as much in Last Light, but instead reserved for the most important moments of the series finale. I also appreciate that the developers made it easier to get a good ending than previous games. I screwed up a few times in this game, but I learned my lessons from 2033 and Last Light to not kill innocent people where possible. I tried my best to save as many of my teammates and help strangers, and the game made me feel the impact of my decisions.

What a great finale to a great series, 4A, you have all really shown great progress as developers.