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this game was my sexual awakening

DAMN, EPIC! BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE ANTI-CONSUMER BUSINESS PRACTICE AR AR AR AR AR AR AR

Cutest genocide simulator ever.

I lost all my money by jumping off a cliff trying to grab the money I dropped when I died.

Sometimes you can solve people's problems just by killing them and I'm honestly not sure if that's the kind of message I want to pass on.

I set a brick on fire.

how did I manage to get 230 hours out of this

The Children's Crusade was a failed popular crusade by European Christians to regain the Holy Land from the Muslims, said to have taken place in 1212. The crusaders left areas of Northern France, led by Stephen of Cloyes, and Germany, led by Nicholas. The traditional narrative is likely conflated from some factual and mythical events which include the visions by a French boy and a German boy, an intention to peacefully convert Muslims in the Holy Land to Christianity, bands of children marching to Italy, and children being sold into slavery. Many children were tricked by merchants and sailed over to what they thought were the holy lands but, in reality, were slave markets.