Hello, stomach, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again,
For a Spy so softly creeping
Stole sandvich when I was sleeping,
And the hunger that was planted in my brain
Still remains,
Within the sound...
...of snacking.
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The furry masses demand COOKIES!!!

Alrighty, let's get summarizing

I am Belorussian born. It's a small country on the border of Russia. I currently live in Toronto, ON, Canada.

My varied list of hobbies includes bicycling, swimming, tennis, reading, and, of course, playing TEAM-motha-f***ing-FORTRESS-2

As you can (no longer) clearly see, I am an animal lover. Expecialy birds, including those of a certain violent-prone Galapadapogos variety. It has always been my dream to own a pet parrot named Tchaikovski.

I like virtually any king of music, from old-school classic rock to dubstep to rap to bizarre Japanese stuff. The same goes for tv shows, to a lesser extent. I like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, The Penguins of Madagascar, as well as Mythbusters and Ancient Aliens (I'm interested in virtualy anything that involves science or history, really)

One important thing to remember about me is that I am a troll first, humanitarian second. I enjoy causing mischief, chaos, and degradation, but it's usually just done as a joke. If you do get offended by my shenanigans, remember that I don't really mean it. Unless I do.

P.S. Yeah, my gaming hours are pretty low, as is my Steam rating. I simply do not have much time for gaming.

P.P.S. I am also a highly envolved member of FunnyJunk, and all things FJ related. You may know me as my alter-alter-ego, MotorstormLegend

LONG LIVE ADMIN!!

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