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Non-Euclidean Pants

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Your parents explode, then Sean Connery winks at you and drives away in a firetruck.

Cory

Dallas, Texas, United States 

Things I've learned:

89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
The button that starts Mall Bitches stops Mall Bitches.
George Washington made love like an eagle falling out of the sky.
And North Carolina spins off into the sea.
It's me! I was the turkey all along!


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Eclipse Wandered Jul 1, 2012 @ 7:26am 
I dont know if anyone will see this before it's too late. As cory knows, relatives from New York came to visit for my mother's birthday, which is why i was unable to come on saturday. surprise, surprise, my grandparents arrived this morning to take me and my siblings out, which being a request from my grandparents, I can neither morally nor socially deny. I am really, really sorry,
Ka Jun 16, 2012 @ 6:04pm 
It is truly ironic that by reprimanded retards for their reverence of me, you have driven them to further acts of feckless servility in my name.
Ka Jun 21, 2011 @ 12:27pm 
Since I am leaving soon, will you send me your email so i might be able to contact you through some other fashion?
Ka Jun 1, 2011 @ 7:43pm 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0tYs5U5RI&feature=related
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Games recommended by Non-Euclidean Pants _

If you ever meet a 'hard-core' shooter fan who has never played this game, you are free to punch him in the face, steal whatever he holds dearest, and lock it in a castle. Also, I'm definitely not writing this recommendation just for the holiday gift. Yep. Definitely not for that.

Leave a comment December 27th, 2011 @ 5:37pm

It’s like Minecraft, but instead of building castles you’re killing monsters and giant worms with magical boomerangs and swords made of fire. You can build a castle if you want, but I mean, there are giant flying skeleton demons to kill. Who can resist that? Also, dungeon raiding!

Leave a comment July 4th, 2011 @ 1:17pm