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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 7.0 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: Dec 31, 2013 @ 5:25am

A pretty Mario like game about a flower named Zee Tee who’s on an adventure to save a princes. What is this? “Press ‘X’ to evert,” okay.

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Oh, well um- I didn’t expect that. Well anyway, like I was saying; it is a Mario style game where you go right, collect gems, jump on goomba like enemies and get to the end of the levels. It’ main gimmick is “everting”, at certain points in the levels you press “x”-

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-and the world changes from the happy ... fun ... world to a darker more ... depressing and ... Lovecraftian ... world, I guess. There are 8 world to evert though.

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Oh who cares, were all just gonna die. That all there is, suffering and death!
What? You want me to talk about the game? It’s short! It’s has like 8 levels and then it ends! Like everyone else and everything else it goes away leaving me alone to die in this cold desolate world!

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Whhaaaa haaaa haaaa, eeehhhaaaaa hhhaaaa haaaa, abggg ebggl, eeahhh haaa haaa.

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... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

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He, hehehe, hehe haha, hahaha hehee. Ha ha ha, ha ha hehe he hehe ha he ha he.

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Mwahh haaa haaa haa haa! The hands will rise from the earth and when the 240 gems come together the dark King and Queen will come together. Beelzebub, Ahriman, Shaggoth, Yog Sothoth, arise, arise and slater the innocent! Ahh, haa haa haa haa!
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5 Comments
eliotno3 Jan 30, 2017 @ 8:26pm 
Beelzebub, Lord of Shit, approves of this review.
Supershadow30 Nov 9, 2015 @ 8:40am 
Ow god. OH GOD. You need help. Play some Silent Hill, it might help.
obj_isiah.games Jun 26, 2014 @ 1:48pm 
This review is literally perfect.
dr doggonem michael Jun 25, 2014 @ 5:01pm 
You Sothoth.
Nocmin Jun 9, 2014 @ 3:11pm 
I wish I could *favorite* a review, but I'll just give the thumbs up for now. I like how you captured the world jumping feel while actually giving the important info about the game! Anyhow, nice! And also yes, this game is awesome.