Recent reviews by Emteevee

tabletorp sim gives you all the cool stuff of playing boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bord games

without having to worry about getting splinters in your hard donger after giving the tablur a good thrashing

thank god

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friends keep flipping the table how am i supposaed to retain my erection after such rude mannerisms/10

paynay poo is a good substitution for shooting real cops in the face

which you shouldnt do unless your cool

go shoot cops kids

420/5-0 ♥♥♥ da police smok w33d erry day

♥♥♥♥♥♥ of ♥♥♥♥ gets my ♥♥♥♥ wet

10/10 for original engine

a perfect game to buy your mentally retarded family member for christmas

dead aisleland is a movie about a museum coming to life at nighttime because of a magical stone or some ♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥/10

Fry of Rear takes place in the cesspool known as sweden where you play as a confused young boy that is going through menstruation and is showing him what it truly means to be man
10/10 story

worms revolution caused my parents to get a divorce
10/10

reach for the stars in earthbound a real time game about absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing
3/10 for alien titties
10/10 for alien titties

impress your friends with your ability to not choke on ♥♥♥♥ in dont starveTM, the game about not dying from dehydration

adsf/1-0 only available in mexican subtitles

BioCock Definite is a game about a young african american boy trying to make it big in american
dont play if your of the faint of heart