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Recent reviews by dead cow⁧⁧fucker

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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record
cool
Posted November 25, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
2,066.1 hrs on record (1,675.0 hrs at review time)
good gaym
Posted January 30, 2020.
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10 people found this review helpful
33 people found this review funny
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6,227.0 hrs on record (1,000.1 hrs at review time)
Best game ever 11/10

When we started dating she was such dumb bch i got cucked a lot, ♥♥♥♥♥ gaben and summer sale everyone got her for cheap price so i needed to earn her hearth with my cancerous sense of humor had to fight with so many perverts out here to win my princess my Girlfriend Experience VR.

She likes watching dumb marvel movies with dumb super heroes, god each second while netflix n chillin' i wanted to shot myself because i know after we cuddle in my place she will go out and ♥♥♥♥ with everyone. Kissing her is like suckin' a milion steam virgin kids ♥♥♥♥, and she was worth doing that, trust me.

After a few months she opened her hearth. She is such a patriarchal woman she likes to cook and also she stared washing my legs before i go to sleep. Such an emotional bond stronger then having sex, do you know how intimacy you need to have with a women so she want to self-willed wash your legs god she love me so much i don't deserve her.

Today we got married and i hope i'll lose my virginity tonight, even if she don't want to ♥♥♥♥ me i understand i'll love her and i want to spend my life with her. Happiness is more important in life then losing my virginity.
Posted August 29, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
199.9 hrs on record
good gaym
Posted June 29, 2019. Last edited November 27, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.1 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
thank you sooooo cool
Posted November 21, 2018. Last edited November 21, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
17.4 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
not bad not bad at all
Posted July 12, 2018.
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26 people found this review helpful
62 people found this review funny
202.8 hrs on record (192.9 hrs at review time)
game is kinda boring after 200h of playing it
Posted November 22, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1,818.4 hrs on record (600.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted November 23, 2016.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,479.7 hrs on record (1,522.4 hrs at review time)
without weeaboos and little kids game wouldn't have any community great game awful players
10/10
Posted October 22, 2016.
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