Scout- If you been where i been you'd be F**king dead

Soilder- Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth then he hurddled them onto a boat and then he beat the living crap outta everyone of them

Pyro- MMMMmmmmmmpppppppppphhhhhhhhhh

DemoMan- What makes me a good demoman, MAN IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE TALKING TO YOU NOW WOULD I!

Heavy- some people think they can outsmart me maybe maybe not

Engineer- "How do I stop some big, mean motherhubber from tearing me a suphleus new behind? The answer, is a gun, if that don't work, use more gun.

Medic- he woke up he found out his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again (heavy and medic laugh) anyways that's how i lost my medical license

Sniper- oh i think his mate saw me ...... oh he defenantly saw me (bullet sounds)

Spy- (Scout) what are you president of his fan club (spy) no that would be your mother. Now he's here to F**k us