Masturbin Crossfort
Quebec, Canada
 
 
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Melissa Mar 26, 2022 @ 7:36pm 
I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.
Evaldred Oct 1, 2019 @ 3:08pm 
With 61,320 hours played, I think I can give my two cents on this game.

Cons:

- Bad humor
- Can be a bit repetitive at times
- A bit glitchy when drunk

Pros:

- Bad humor
- The price to pay is okay for what you get in return
- Farming is quite fun and fast
- Best achievement system so far
- AYAYA!!
- Forces you to shut up and git gud
- Infinite source of "dead babies" jokes
Khoryace Nov 7, 2018 @ 1:51pm 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIES...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Albaderial Sep 16, 2014 @ 2:26pm 
Coucou
MaSsive_TaLonZ Aug 22, 2013 @ 8:54pm 
literally right after you left i killed the warrior real quick and it dropped the CC lvl 50! figures right! haha
Mildred from HR Jan 7, 2013 @ 4:17pm 
I'll be off steam for a while cause of stuff in rl! (boyfriend is visiting and grandfather died and just generally busy!) don't want you to think I've blocked you!:/