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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 135.3 hrs on record (49.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jul 14, 2016 @ 5:32am
Updated: Nov 24, 2016 @ 8:37am

>be me
>doing quests
>meet an ex-girlfriend
>"Could you check this haunted tower for me please ?"
>I accept because money
>travel to the island
>talk with ghosts and break the curse
>come back to the waifu
>"Thanks for your help, come back tonight for a surprise !"
>meditating for 12 hours in her house
>"Oh you're early. The dinner is almost ready !"
>she wants to go on a date
>dinner is finished
>she wants the witcher's wand
>give it to her
>start sleeping after we are done
>wake up a few hours later
>see a light in the tower she asked me to check
>go back to the island
>see her near the building
>"I needed your help to get these recipes because money and freedom"
>she used me
>I broke her neck

10/10 would f*ck then kill again
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5 Comments
Ocean Aug 4, 2016 @ 2:14pm 
@salad no problem, you 4chin piece of crap :D
IM Aug 4, 2016 @ 4:04am 
lol
Gawel Aug 4, 2016 @ 3:48am 
All this hate for a review.
Thank you for your (salty) comment :D
Ocean Aug 3, 2016 @ 5:23pm 
@gamery, yup. not to mention this reviews made by a 4chin f@ggot. what a lowlife.

go back to 4chin, u slimy bitch.
IM Jul 20, 2016 @ 8:54am 
These "would" reviews are old.