Axbix
 
 
It's not even pay-to-play. It's pay-to-watch.

Go Directly To Hell, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200

"Go through that wormhole."
"Ok, next stop Cinnabon."

You could only carry 5,000 pounds of meat back to your wagon.

I switched our drinks, and then I mixed them together even though I knew they were both poisoned

Mission accomplished, Contacting Magic School Bus for extraction.

"Are your kids foaming at the mouth because there's too much sugar in their cereal?"

Our bathroom works, but first you have to get through us.

"Sparkles are a known heat source."

"My arm still hurts from bowling on saturday. I bowled 5 frames, and got an average score of...3."

"oh, sorry I ruined your bible"
"THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT MY BIBLE!!!"

You can't murder a ghost. They're too see-through

Every five minutes in Africa, 9/11 happens twice

Gravity works, i've seen the evidence, This fucking plane is bullshit.

Man... fuck this! I'm not playing this anymore. I'm not playing it. No. No. Fuck it. Fuck you.
So would you want to help chip in so I can buy the full version?
NO!

Stop resisting! I have a permit!

This game is stupid, and you are stupid for making me play it. Now I'M stupid.

What's the postal code inside this whale?
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Burdmom Aug 25 @ 11:42pm 
god big fuckin mood haha
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Data Pagan Oct 20, 2012 @ 7:24pm 
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Data Pagan Sep 13, 2012 @ 8:29pm 
http://causeallidoisdance.deviantart.com/art/Snippy-287431990 looks so easy to make, but yet SO HARD!!